Candy Rayè Montana

Latto pregnant. Chuck Norris passed. Marlo dating Tyler Perry. Usher vs Justin Bieber TSA lines look like lunch time on Skid Row. ABC paused The Bachelorette. Bravo paused RHOM. The gumbo. The Julez. The dress code. Sterling K Brown told JHud he be [gooning].

@LOVEmsqueen Yess lol now your just $19,968 short you can do it Bruceyyyy

I asked God for 20k - he gave me $34 and a job on Saturday 🙌🏾🙏🏾💃🏾

@Wale All the If’s and VSOP. Let me go listen actually 🥰

DMV what's your favorite UCB song . And don't say sexy lady .

Police officers struggled to keep a straight face and had to leave the room after a woman explained why her boyfriend only communicated with her via WhatsApp. She claimed he had moved overseas to Connecticut unaware that Connecticut is in the United States.

If anyone has $10,000 they don’t need I’ll greatly appreciate it 🥲lol but really 😭😂

The day Spice World is finally available to stream or buy digitally again… I will be the happiest person on this app.

It was literally bees 🐝 flying around the last 2 days 😭 how are we back to snow. I really wanna know who’s on the weather machine 🫩

I just finished Bridgerton in 3 days 🫩🥲 After swearing I’d never watch it! 😂 it was actually good!

My kid fell asleep at the bar 🫩 she must be sick

I told myself I wasn’t going to ever watch Bridgerton 🫩 but here I am on season 2 binge watching 😭

Finally watching love is blind and Keya did right! That was a boy not a man!👏🏾👏🏾

Arya is so distraught she had to leave her family and her cousins 🥲

It's only funny cuz it ain't me 😭

My mom got my father beat up every Friday after work. He cheated. So she paid a different guy $50 to spot him outside of work and he got his ass beat every Friday at 6pm. He had to be escorted with security to his car. She did this for months. 😭😭

I just wanna be a ninja turtle and eat pizza today but I’m stuck in a google meeting 😭😩

She said “UNLEG MY HUSBAND” 😂

Tyra Banks can go to hell for the way she treated them on AMNTM 😒 and she still smiling and acting like she doesn’t care how they felt 🙄

My shorty DID IT!!!!! I’m sooo proud of her 💓 #POPUPSHOP #Ken’sSweetStation #KSS #proudmom #SheDidIt ♥️

Claude and Ray from Life in real life!🤣🤣😂😂

I’m pissed the USA mixed curling team got silver but it should have been gold 🙄