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Lmao i made my first buy into hype ln cuz it finally dropped below $40 again Good stuff

Closed that short for breakeven early last weekend. Wasn’t sure if it would push up to the YO or not and didn’t wanna babysit

I think that bitty is still in the bear phase and this was the relief rally I shorted here for the rejection off the 1D 200EMA but think this rally is fully capable of retesting the 1W 100MA and YO around $87.5k If i get stopped on this short i will short there w larger size

Bitty Update: 1W: -Reclaimed 13/21 EMAs (Trend lines) -RSI moving up to neutral area -Filling FVG (yellow circle) 1D: -Multiple retest and hold of the 13/21 EMAs (Typically fails after a few tests) -Rejected off 200EMA (pending todays candle close) -Bear div on rsi

My small cap nuclear energy stocks had a big day yd NNE having an MOU with SMCI was the big news so NNE was up about 30% yd OKLO and SMR caught bids as well It’s a bit early to tell yet but i believe the sector is bottoming out and i’m looking for opportunity to add more

Seems about time for Donny to announce something to tank the markets i reckon

I’m liking the bid i’m seeing on Pendle rn

Please stop buying pendle i’m tryna scoop sub $1 again Thanks

Haven’t traded recently Perps are fun and all but i don’t have the attention span for it during the summer Still don’t think we’ve bottomed either so not adding anything rn

@artsch00lreject My pops refers to his belly as “the keg” cuz it’s like that lol

I don’t understand when I see unhealthy guys get the hard belly like that what is in there

Quite lovely that i just modified my car to guzzle a whole lotta gas right when prices spike lol

Ik i wanna buy a bag of hype cuz that shit will not go down rn lol I will refrain since if bitty makes a new low everything will drop tho

My mom (who is an accountant and does my taxes) said i had damn near a perfect tax return this year. I am getting a total of $13 back after it was all said and done Turns out claiming some losses at the end of the year damn near perfectly offset my cap gains

Just had to teach a sales guy I work with who makes a significant amount more than I do how to figure out how many gallons of water a tank could hold Fella had the volume in cubic inches already…

Idk how one can operate any way other than assuming literally everything online is fake, misinformation, or a scam. It’s the only way to avoid getting caught w your pants down

Went out to lunch w some coworkers and one guy told us that he carries his cotton candy machine around in the back of his car just in case This dude is damn near 50 years old… How does one not realize how strange/bad looking that is?

@gothburz I feel way better about all the bad decisions i’ve made w my portfolio in the last 9 years now lol

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

Got liqd on like 3 shorts above 74k with the right idea but terrible execution and timing Not great performance outta me these past few weeks but i have admittedly been very focused on everything but trading and have taken poor trades w bad thesis

Think aside from bitty i’ll be loading on HYPE and SUI this bear market Still holding some SOL and PENDLE indefinitely but don’t plan to add more at this time Aside from that some small allocations to memecoins that may stand out

We got a new guy at work who is supposed to be strictly drawing stuff fella asked me if i had anything for him to do so i asked if he wanted to do a simple engineering task His response: “I’m just here to draw, you do the thinking then let me know.” I fw this dude ngl