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Ty Dooks
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Ty Dooks
@Ty_Dooks
FREE Alberta! Satire keeps the world spinnin. Please disregard my spelling.
Calgary, AB Katılım Ekim 2016
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@ClydeDoSomethin I’d be waiting on the corner with a 6 pack and a bbq with fresh patties and hot dogs grilling.
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@ProvoGal01 @cgy_guy @OneVapid @ARH998 Alberta welcomes you! And to all the other folks who want to move to Alberta, do it quick!
Too many people got used to Canada having open borders, and think Alberta will just welcome them with open arms after we become independent. We will not!
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@mario4thenorth October 19th, 1781 the Americans made the British surrender, officially claiming US independence.
On October 19, 2026 Alberta will do the same (WITHOUT war and bloodshed, but through democratic process)
May Jesus Christ of Nazareth BLESS ALBERTA!
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177,000 signatures.
Referendum triggered.
October 19th.
If Alberta separated, its GDP per capita would rank among the top 5 nations on earth.
Higher than Denmark.
Higher than Germany.
Higher than the UK.
Higher than Canada itself
$353 billion economy.
5 million people.
No sales tax.
Largest oil reserves in the western hemisphere outside Venezuela.
And Ottawa’s response to this province for a decade has been: block the pipelines, raise the carbon tax, and say thank you for the equalization cheques.
This is the consequence.
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@WesternIndepen1 @PaulMitchell_AB Do you track door open rates? I assume you knocked 200ish houses and not everyone was home. Or is it 200 people answered the door?
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@MarkJCarney Btw, “new comers” already had free Park access, while the federal government still made Canadians PAY to use these parks. Canadians come last in their own country once again!
royalcitizen.ca/canada-strong-…
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If you’re starting to make summer plans, there's even more to discover with the Canada Strong Pass. Starting this June — free admission to national parks, free experiences for kids, and more:
canada.ca/en/canadian-he…

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My local service business has 100% answer rate (my niche only gets searched about 1000 times locally per month, and I get about 40-50 calls/leads from my website/gbp). After hours ai voice answers and collects name and starts an ai text convo to collect email (email collection over voice ai sucks) and just collects basic info about what the caller is looking for, and during work hours if I miss a call my ai voice answers as backup. All after hours calls auto connect me in a drip sequence to my phone every morning at 9am next day (I’m ready for them at this point lol). Haven’t had to hire any office staff and use subcontractors for pretty much everything now. This has landed me multiple high value repeat clients it’s well worth having. Still, always better to just answer the phone, use ai as a tool don’t rely on it if you ever implement it.
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Funny how everyone says all you have to do to succeed in blu-collar biz is answer the phone.
I missed 4 calls yesterday.
What they don’t say is how hard it is to hear your phone ring when you’re running a leaf blower or even when the propane is going and you’re pushing loud metal wheels across a parking lot.
I did call all of them back though.
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Out of nowhere, Canada became poorer than Alabama. How is that possible? theglobeandmail.com/business/artic…
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@JasminLaine_ Alberta will be eye candy for businesses all over North America if we become independent. Expect more of this!
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@DavidStaplesYEG Alberta has announced new data centres, airplane manufacturing facilities, new coca cola facilities, all while we watch the rest of Canada close their car manufacturers, steel production, and Canadian whisky companies. The investment is fleeing Canada, but not AB.
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@fordnation Maybe on Canada Day you can give us all free ski passes for the day. Think about it Doug
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We need to charge a large fee for immigrants from Canada (And other countries) wanting to move to AB after we become independent.
Im thinking $150,000 per person, and $400,000 family packs to Canadian born citizens that want to move here, no benefits for 5 years and 50% flat tax for 5 years for new immigrants. Alberta is not the third worlds retirment plan! (Yes Canada will be 3rd world if AB becomes independent)
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I have just filled out the canvasser form yesterday. I run my own business and am very busy, but I know a few people who are also very busy with work that can’t make it to events that I can get signatures from. Even if it’s for 3 signatures, I will still go through the canvasser process. We got one shot Alberta! Let’s get it done
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Sharing some thoughts on the independence movement.
Thousands of pledges to sign the petition.
Over 10,000 volunteers.
6,000 canvassers.
Captains in each riding.
Building momentum.
Why 1,000,000 signatures is important.
This is alla dress rehearsal for the actual referendum.
The sceptics are wrong.
An independent Alberta is the only path forward.
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@truckdriverpleb AND
All new comers over 65 who provide nothing to our country need to be deported (Canada is not the 3rd worlds retirement plan)
All new comers with no job must be deported (no freeloaders)
All new comers must pay 50% flat tax for 10 years, then can apply for residency
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