Tyler Payne

me when I'm trying to delete stuff because of my storage but can't let go of a random screenshot I took in 2021 because I'm too nostalgic

mfs be like “I'm so tired” and then refuse to sleep because they haven't had enough ‘me’ time after surviving the day

Bam Adebayo passing Kobe in single game points scored is like Alvaro Morata passing Messi on a goal scoring list

@bhmlegion Could yall delay the weather instead?

UPDATE: Due to the inclement weather we are in a delay

'super-clipping' 'downshifting on straights' 'battery management' 🥱 Yeah, we don't do that here. We race.

I think it's fine that U.S. men's hockey goalie Connor Hellebuyck was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by Trump for allowing only five goals during the Olympics. But why wasn't U.S. women's hockey goalie Aerin Frankel, who allowed only two goals during the Olympics, not also honored in this way? That doesn't make sense.

"Our country loves sports and it brings us together unlike anything else." Mike Tirico wraps up a HISTORIC #WinterOlympics for Team USA. 🇺🇸

@SInow M

WWE stars want to see Tom Brady in the ring after calling professional wrestling “cute” 😬

HAJI WRIGHT BAGS A HAT-TRICK TO SEND COVENTRY TOP OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP 🇺🇸

Olympic Hockey: - the games start on time - no animated fake ads on the boards - no ads superimposed on the ice or glass - no gambling ads shoved in your face - no live betting odds - no broadcast sponsored parlays - no ads on jerseys or helmets fix your game @NHL

Timothy Weah is right. World Cup tickets are too costly by far for ordinary fans. Why does his USA boss Mauricio Pochettino think he should not express a universally-held opinion ? What boat is Weah rocking by empathising with fans ?

The goalies should have to sit after a goalie fight. No goalies for five minutes.

PATRICK DORGU. OUT OF THIS WORLD. 😱 MAN UNITED LEAD ARSENAL AT THE EMIRATES.

After 18 years of leadership, grit, and unforgettable saves, Matt VanOekel is hanging up the gloves. 🧤 We’re proud to celebrate his retirement as a player and even prouder to announce he’s stepping straight into a new role as Head Goalkeeper Coach for Birmingham Legion FC. The legacy lives on. ⚔️ 🔗 Read more here. bit.ly/3Ze0B5r #BHMLegion | #HammerDown

What a night in Tampa ✨ Surreal feeling scoring for this crest. Blessed to be a part of this team. Red, white, and blue through and through 🇺🇸 God is good ALL the time🙏

hockey: game coverage starts at 8:30 but the puck will drop whenever we feel like it baseball: game starts at 7:37 exactly and if the first pitch is thrown a second after that both teams will explode

Fixed it

The parking lot attendant at Talladega motioned for me to roll down my window so he could tell me where to park. “How are you doing?” I said. He replied: “Well, in a dog eat dog world, I’m a fire hydrant.”