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The only one that can truly satisfy the human heart is the one who made it
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Tyler Winkler
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The only thing that could make this more America is a golden retriever with an Uncle Sam hat
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Forget the excuse of your dog eating your homework. My dog ate my PhD. #baddog #sciotothedog #Mizzou #Neuroscience
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Every time I go to Panera I feel like I order bread, with a side of bread, and bread with icing on it for dessert
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Now you wake up 7 min before you have to be at work and you’re running around the house because you can’t find your left shoe, hoping you have enough dry shampoo to allow you to make it through day 4 without washing your hair, and you don’t remember the last time you wore makeup.
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Remember in high school when you woke up 1.5 hours before school started to make sure your hair and makeup looked perfect?
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I’ve been sitting outside of the gym in my car for the past 15 minutes eating animal crackers I found in my car.
How’s your summer bod?
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HOW!?!
@ UM softball twitter.com/ubfballstrengt…
UB Football Strength@UBFballStrength
Some people have Ham-Strings. Jovany Ruiz has Ham-Ropes!
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But, if my kid wants to play chess, you know I’m going to be the most excited parent at the chess competition twitter.com/lo_losinclair/…
Logan@Lo_LoSinclair
I think my biggest fear in life is my kids not wanting to play sports. 😂
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Ever go to the gym and see this SUPER in shape person doing all these crazy lifts with heavy weights? Then you can’t let them show you up so you start throwing some heavy weights around, and you wake up and feel like you need a full body cast the next day?
Yeah, me either....
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