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✧ DisPlayful ✧
✧ DisPlayful ✧@xdisplayful·
Only Barack Obama Showed Respect to His Supporters 💕❤️
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Daina
Daina@Dainallves·
Customer needs to get money out of ATM goes wrong 🤬😡😤
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Mr. N✨
Mr. N✨@napiuado·
Death is certain and it can happen at any moment 💔💔💔
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Bizagorana
Bizagorana@bizagoranaa·
Omg😱, I hope she’ll be fine🙏
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Francesco 🇮🇹
Francesco 🇮🇹@SaP011·
We’re flooding Europe and the entire world with muslims who still perform “adultery tests”, a man presses a red-hot piece of metal on a woman’s tongue. If it burns, she’s guilty. The punishment? Stoning to death. What could possibly go wrong?
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Wilca
Wilca@fansofjacksons·
I like the fact that, over time, Michael further perfected the Moonwalk
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chimp
chimp@Typical_Chimps·
@LivyAlexHQ This a scripted skit it’s fake
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Livy Alex HQ
Livy Alex HQ@LivyAlexHQ·
This dude COOKED her 💀
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chimp@Typical_Chimps·
@Watch_ListDaily No Aus aye probs cause it would be the most poisonous/dangerous thing ever
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The Watch List Daily
The Watch List Daily@Watch_ListDaily·
Which one is your country and is its symbol correct❓
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Francesco 🇮🇹
How could we ever forget that look? How? We will never forget you, Iryna.
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chimp
chimp@Typical_Chimps·
@kevinblue345 chimp it’s free speech 🎤 I’ll say whatever I want nigga
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kevin blue
kevin blue@kevinblue345·
White people call Black people racist slurs and think there will be no consequences.
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chimp@Typical_Chimps·
@SMO_VZ Glory to Ukraine
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𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝 𝐙 🇷🇺🇮🇪
The Looters’ Last Joyride: How a Greedy Ukrainian Crew Learned that Russian T-80 Doesn’t Do “Finders Keepers” In the shattered outskirts of some god-forsaken Donbass village, a squad of Ukrainian “warriors” spotted their big score: an abandoned Russian Ural truck, with a heavy Gun installed, doors flapping like a drunk’s wallet, cargo probably still full of smokes, ammo, and maybe a couple of perfectly good ration packs. Jackpot !! The boys checked out their lovingly Moscow donated asset, grinning like kids who just found grandpa’s hidden vodka stash. “Abandoned Russian gear? Free real estate!” one of them surely shouted, because nothing says “elite light infantry” like turning a combat zone into a flea market. They rolled up, senses completely switched off. No scouts, no drones, no perimeter. Just four dudes in mismatched helmets sprinting toward the prize like it was Black Friday at the local tactical store. One was already filming for TikTok — “Looting for Ukraine, smash like!” — while another prying open the truck’s door with the enthusiasm of a man seeing $$$. The Humvee sat there idling, doors open, radio blaring some Eurovision reject, completely oblivious to the fact that in modern warfare, “abandoned” very often means “bait.” That’s when the T-80 decided to ruin their little shopping spree. The beast rolled out from behind a ruined treeline like a steel hangover from hell — low, mean, and moving with that smug Russian diesel growl that says “I’ve been waiting for you idiots.” The turret traversed with lazy confidence. The Ukrainian froze mid-loot, faces shifting from greedy glee to pure “oh shit” in record time. They sprint back to the Humvee. JUMPED in and within Meters.....BAM CRACK!! Too late. The T-80’s 125mm smoothbore spoke once. A single HE-FRAG round turned the Humvee into a flaming confetti cannon. Bits of American taxpayer-funded metal and Ukrainian dignity go to pieces The looters scattered like roaches when the light flips on, but the T-80 wasn’t done teaching. A burst of coaxial machine-gun fire stitched the ground around the fleeing figures with the kind of punctuation that ends arguments permanently. Our camera guy Runs to the trees. Within thirty seconds the entire operation had gone from “easy loot” to “Darwin Award speedrun.” The T-80 crew, probably sipping tea and cracking jokes about NATO yard-sale vehicles, simply rolled on — mission accomplished, lesson delivered. Moral of the story, kids: when you see perfectly good Russian hardware sitting pretty in the mud, maybe ask yourself why it’s there. Because sometimes the bear isn’t sleeping. Sometimes the bear left the honey out on purpose… and brought a tank to watch the bees get swatted. Slava Rossii. And remember — looting is a privilege, not a right. Especially when the T-80 is still on the clock.
𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝 𝐙 🇷🇺🇮🇪@SMO_VZ

Here's a PAIR of ISKANDERS flying to say hello to some soon to be this summer's Sunflower-Fertiliser BANDERITES 🎖9K720 Iskander operational-tactical missile systems. NATO codification: SS-26 Stone ⚙️ Russian mobile short-range ballistic missile system. ▪️ Crew: 3 people ▪️ Length: 7,3 metres ▪️ Mass: 3,8 tonnes ▪️ Launch range: 500 km ▪️ Time between launches: 1 minute ▪️ Missile speed: 2,100 KMS

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chimp@Typical_Chimps·
@izaqueoeav Never seen ⚡️ before damn bots
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Izaque | OEAV
Izaque | OEAV@izaqueoeav·
WTFFFFFFFFFFF BRO 😳😳😳 QUE COISA É ESSA? "Essa coisa pousou ali e começou a emitir luz, era do tamanho de um ônibus, comprimido, antes que alguém diga que é alta tensão, ali não existe fios é mata fechada."
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Anti Woke Memes
Anti Woke Memes@AntiWokeMemes·
How should we react to a situation like this as Americans??
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