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@Watch_ListDaily No Aus aye probs cause it would be the most poisonous/dangerous thing ever
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@Joeys_Burnerr @jesso59 @SaP011 Brah looks at lips and links it to whites….. bro look at the whole thing. 😆
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@kevinblue345 chimp it’s free speech 🎤 I’ll say whatever I want nigga
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The Looters’ Last Joyride: How a Greedy Ukrainian Crew Learned that Russian T-80 Doesn’t Do “Finders Keepers”
In the shattered outskirts of some god-forsaken Donbass village, a squad of Ukrainian “warriors” spotted their big score: an abandoned Russian Ural truck, with a heavy Gun installed, doors flapping like a drunk’s wallet, cargo probably still full of smokes, ammo, and maybe a couple of perfectly good ration packs. Jackpot !!
The boys checked out their lovingly Moscow donated asset, grinning like kids who just found grandpa’s hidden vodka stash. “Abandoned Russian gear? Free real estate!” one of them surely shouted, because nothing says “elite light infantry” like turning a combat zone into a flea market.
They rolled up, senses completely switched off. No scouts, no drones, no perimeter. Just four dudes in mismatched helmets sprinting toward the prize like it was Black Friday at the local tactical store. One was already filming for TikTok — “Looting for Ukraine, smash like!” — while another prying open the truck’s door with the enthusiasm of a man seeing $$$.
The Humvee sat there idling, doors open, radio blaring some Eurovision reject, completely oblivious to the fact that in modern warfare, “abandoned” very often means “bait.”
That’s when the T-80 decided to ruin their little shopping spree.
The beast rolled out from behind a ruined treeline like a steel hangover from hell — low, mean, and moving with that smug Russian diesel growl that says “I’ve been waiting for you idiots.” The turret traversed with lazy confidence.
The Ukrainian froze mid-loot, faces shifting from greedy glee to pure “oh shit” in record time. They sprint back to the Humvee. JUMPED in and within Meters.....BAM CRACK!!
Too late.
The T-80’s 125mm smoothbore spoke once. A single HE-FRAG round turned the Humvee into a flaming confetti cannon. Bits of American taxpayer-funded metal and Ukrainian dignity go to pieces
The looters scattered like roaches when the light flips on, but the T-80 wasn’t done teaching. A burst of coaxial machine-gun fire stitched the ground around the fleeing figures with the kind of punctuation that ends arguments permanently.
Our camera guy Runs to the trees.
Within thirty seconds the entire operation had gone from “easy loot” to “Darwin Award speedrun.” The T-80 crew, probably sipping tea and cracking jokes about NATO yard-sale vehicles, simply rolled on — mission accomplished, lesson delivered.
Moral of the story, kids: when you see perfectly good Russian hardware sitting pretty in the mud, maybe ask yourself why it’s there. Because sometimes the bear isn’t sleeping. Sometimes the bear left the honey out on purpose… and brought a tank to watch the bees get swatted.
Slava Rossii.
And remember — looting is a privilege, not a right. Especially when the T-80 is still on the clock.
𝐃𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐝 𝐙 🇷🇺🇮🇪@SMO_VZ
Here's a PAIR of ISKANDERS flying to say hello to some soon to be this summer's Sunflower-Fertiliser BANDERITES 🎖9K720 Iskander operational-tactical missile systems. NATO codification: SS-26 Stone ⚙️ Russian mobile short-range ballistic missile system. ▪️ Crew: 3 people ▪️ Length: 7,3 metres ▪️ Mass: 3,8 tonnes ▪️ Launch range: 500 km ▪️ Time between launches: 1 minute ▪️ Missile speed: 2,100 KMS
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@xdisplayful Trump shows ten times more respect than Mike's husband ever did, lol. This whole post is bullshit and cherry picking.
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