Tyr808

Vlad the Impala

@Sir_Dammed This speech is like the gamers equivalent of a war movie pre-finale morale rally, lmao, I completely agree though

I'm so tired of these people whining. Sexuality is apart of life. Sexuality makes everything better. Nearly every human being on planet earth pursues sex and desires an active relationship with an active sex life. Sexuality being present in entertainment, such as video games and television, only serves to enhance the quality of the product for 75% of consumers. But we live in a world where the most whiny and annoying people always get their way. Where 10% of people are complete prudes who can't handle sexuality that isn't literally catered towards them, and where the remaining 15% of people are completely full of shit and therefore too afraid or ashamed to admit that they enjoy this, so they play along with the whiners. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you guys, but a game that lets me go out and murder a bunch of bandits, engage in an epic boss battle, then come home and fuck my wife or girlfriend will *always* be better and more appealing to consumers than a game that does not have this. And the more pornographic/animated the scene is, the better it will be for nearly everyone. Rockstar figured this out ages ago, which is why they added strip clubs and prostitutes. It went on to become one of the best selling video games franchises of all time: and I am confident that a *huge* part of that was the mere fact that they directly catered to the interests and fantasies of adults. Other games that include similar features also almost always perform extremely well. For example, The Witcher 3 lets you have sex with bath wenches in great detail. Cyberpunk 2077 lets you have sex with joytoys. BG3 teases sexuality and sex. Etc. Sex sells. Fucking obviously.

@AI_EmeraldApple PG-13 used to be able to get away with showing tits briefly even. That was the sole reason I sat through The Titanic as a kid.

Overwatch could never... Marvel Rivals continues to dazzle the playerbase with its new costume based on the "disco dazzler" concept. pun not intended 😝 Netease and China know what they are doing... and they are trying to conquer the western gaming space with more skin, more fan service, and more chaotic casual fun gameplay. The costumes come with a tight leotard with cutouts, cleavage, and a design that accentuates her character assets, and that still qualifies under the same PG-13 rules. For some reason, Western game studios became obsessed with uglifying and covering up everything as the feminists invaded the gaming studios and demanded that anything that could attract the male gaze be taken away. Then they sit on their laurels and assume that foreign companies couldn't make AAA gaming experiences, and now the Western AAA is laying off thousands as the games commercially fail, as overseas developers are filling the gap. Western AAA forgot the golden rule: give the audience what it actually wants, not what reddit activists demand.

It’s funny when you think about what average rent in a situation like that would be divided by the number of times per month she had sex there. I’ve heard people brag about these arrangements such as “I don’t pay for my weed”, but the reality is they’re just selling their body at below market rate and prefer being paid in drugs instead of cash 😂

@Rothmus She LIVED IN a frat house? Holy shit lmao

@Sir_Dammed Holy shit I have much to learn

If anyone tells you the combat in Crimson Desert sucks/is boring, show them this. If they still say this: they are boring or need to git gud. This is fucking sick. #CrimsonDesert

HE PRONOUNCES IT LIKE VAGINA I LOVE HIM

@ClownWorld Guys, this is so fucked up. Why are we celebrating this? He didn’t even end up under the tire of the SUV 😔

😭🤣🤣

@Kittenwaffin Big fan of weird food combos, lol, gonna try this at some point in time 😂

Would you eat a watermelon and bologna sandwich? 🤔

I want to say that Snapes hair was referred to as greasy at least once too, lmao Plus all the kids hate or fear him, he was bullied by Harry’s dad and friends in his own days, he seems to be on the wrong side for the majority of the plot, etc Feels like they’re just manufacturing racial dynamics where none existed.

I just can't man... This is the worst casting choice in a long time, and he has dreadlocks for fuk sake! While Alan Rickman's Snape looks the part and he has that brooding intensity aura, Paapa Essiedu's Snape looks like a nobody extra, a random NPC thug that's about to rob someone. The book describes him as having sallow skin, a hooked nose, and lank, shoulder-length black hair. At least lose the dreadlocks! The most cruel joke is that the producers of the newest adaptation bill themselves as closer to the books than the movies... but I have serious doubts when the casting choice looks like this!

@HazelAppleyard Being jerked off by a demon is the most Reddit coded sleep issue of all time, lmao

Your sleep paralysis demon did what

It sucks how fucked up virtually every aspect of modern organ donation is behind the scenes. I love the idea of not wasting any perfectly viable organs when someone dies, but if being an organ donor even REMOTELY moves the needle on what kind of care you get vs harvesting, I can't blame anyone for removing their donor status. My entire family did the same despite all being donors in the past.

The conspiracy theorists are owed a great apology.

@IckyBob_ @Zakusani @Awk20000 Agreed on both accounts. Seems like they've got a good family dynamic and father son relationship. Hopefully all is well on their end and it was just urgent whatever it was.

@Zakusani @Tyr808 @Awk20000 Not even parents. When shit gets serious you talk like this to people close because you don’t have time to explain you just need action. Scary a lot of people don’t know this. Having an ego will get you killed.

xQc had to end his stream abruptly after being urgently ordered to do so by his dad “Right now! Not a f’in word..come on! Shut up, close the door!” “Uhh little bit of a situation we gotta end”

Respecting your parents is based, I agree. To clarify, the humor is just the fact that Xcq makes more money than most people in the world and his dad going full dad-mode as if he were a naughty kid is their code for cutting through any stream persona or banter. It's smart for him to have a way to convey that and great that X respects that. Not laughing at them or whatever caused this in the first place.

@Tyr808 @Awk20000 Sounds like you are a pathetic and disrespecting piece of crap if you don’t listen to your parents in an instant

@FranticRblx @MoronMining I don’t think they’re cut out for the gym. None of them seem to be able to progress past the dead hang

@MoronMining dawg fight back. hit the gym, karate, and no you arent getting beat up for pissing

It begs the question, why would you do this to yourself?

@klara_sjo This is relatively tame by my standards. Granted, I did find my own cat in a tree

Kitty now has trust issues.

@Kittenwaffin Damn, they’ve got Sekiro ogres now? I’d have personally taken the tech tree in a different direction, but hey, at least this is something.

What are they saying?

@SoveyX Based Koreans. Keep it up!

In Korea, protesters have been placing pig heads and staging pork barbecues outside mosque construction sites. We can learn something from Koreans on this one.

@klara_sjo Sling a cat over the shoulder and it’s literally me 😭

Trump's gonna activate the stoner unc battalion.

@AI_EmeraldApple Wait, lol, the game wasn’t gay enough? Was that their way of saying they wanted the characters to be hotter and trying to sidestep the immediate self-own of asking for the exact thing they criticize us chuds over? lmao

Let's see how that "lesbian knight" game is doing... They courted the modern leftist LGBTQ agenda, and all they got was crickets. The most hilarious part of this is that the queer modern audience was disappointed that the game wasn't gay enough.😂

@klara_sjo Perfect for when you can’t decide if you want American cheese or chocolate though, this combines the best of both!

Babe wake up new crimes against God and Mr. Wonka just dropped.