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@gemchange_ltd How long before the drop should someone get in line?

every unemployed guy with a group chat of equally unemployed friends swatch x ap "royal pop" drops saturday may 16 and this is the easiest 4-figure week you'll have all year if you're willing to do something that resembles work for 14 hours. let me lay out exactly what i'll do retail confirmed $300–500 range based on moonswatch ($260) and blancpain scuba ($400) precedent. in-store only, no online sales. swatch is officially limiting it to 1 piece per person per store per day, not 2. so your hustle is per-warm-body, not per-pair historical resale data on the predecessors - moonswatch launched march 2022 at $260. stockx avg trade $900 (250% over retail), peak Tiffany blue Uranus $1,040 avg, individual eBay listings hit $2,400 / 12x retail. ~2,000 trades in first 6 days - blancpain scuba launched sept 2023 at $400. chrono24 current asks $600–995 across colorways, two years post-launch. launch week premiums were 2–3x - snoopy moonphase $430 retail, 2024 - guy in singapore waited 15 hours, watch immediately traded $1,200+ royal pop is the biggest of the three by a country mile. AP has never done downward extension, ever. entry RO is $60k AUD. this is the first time swatch has used a brand they don't own. the cultural moment is bigger than moonswatch and the supply will be tighter because AP cares about brand dilution. realistic launch-day flip: $1,200–1,800 per piece on a $400 retail. that's $800–1,400 profit per warm body you put in line. you bring 3 friends, you clear $3k+ in a saturday. you bring 5, count urself not all stores are equal. swatch lists US POS: SoHo, Times Square NY, Aventura, Miami Beach, Orlando, Tampa, Atlanta, Charlotte, Nashville, Dallas, Houston, Austin, Denver, Las Vegas, Honolulu, King of Prussia, Garden City, Troy MI, Oak Brook IL, Canoga Park, Santa Clara. UK has 13 confirmed stores. global rollout is simultaneous saturday morning - avoid: SoHo, Times Square, Carnaby Street London, Ginza, Orchard Singapore. these are the moonswatch ground zero stores. snoopy line was 150 deep at 7am at ion orchard, people camped from 7pm previous day. carnaby had 5,000 people for moonswatch launch. you will not get a watch unless you're sleeping on the pavement thursday night - target: secondary US cities Oak Brook IL, Troy MI, King of Prussia PA, Garden City NY, Canoga Park, Honolulu, Charlotte, Nashville. same allocation as flagship stores in most cases, 5–10x less line pressure. dude in the fratello article literally walked into Salzburg with no line and bought any model he wanted while doha was a war zone. apply same logic - mall stores > street stores this is exactly the pirate black yeezy 350 dynamic from 2015. bugis+ in singapore: 1,058 people in line for 52 pairs, ballot system, $329 retail, immediate 3–5x flip. vancouver granville street 2019, dudes camping from noon thursday for friday morning drop. the tactics that worked then work now: - 1 watch per person per day is the rule. so you bring people. cousin, gf, gf's roommate, your buddy who owes you money. each warm body = +1 allocation. industry standard kickback is $100–200 cash same-day for them just to stand. that's a 90% margin you keep - the store rotation. rule is per-store per-day. drive between 2 mall stores 20 min apart, same person can buy at both. nobody enforces a national database. the AP collab will probably tighten this with wristbands or ID logging at flagships, but at troy MI nobody's running a database - the line audit. show up to your target store thursday at noon. count heads, photograph the line, do the math. if there's 80 people for what you estimate is 40 allocation, you're cooked, drive to your B-tier backup. don't waste sunrise on a dead store - the early-batch tail. swatch said sealed boxes are already being shipped to stores. some boutiques will get boxes opened tuesday/wednesday for staff display setup. they don't sell early but staff talks. walk in wednesday afternoon, ask politely how many they expect, what time staff arrives saturday. you'll get answers - the ssense/stockx hedge. list your watch on chrono24 / stockx / eBay literally the moment you walk out of the store at 11am saturday. the entire premium window is the first 72 hours. moonswatch hit peak resale day 3 and was halved by month 3. blancpain scuba premium decayed slower because mechanical movement + lower units. royal pop has both factors so the window is wider, but the parabolic peak is still 48–72 hours. don't be greedy past wednesday - the consignment dropout. if you can't queue, walk the line at 7am with cash. offer the 40th-in-line guy $300 cash on top of retail to swap places. people in lines that long start doing the math and some will take it. learned this from supreme drops, transfers cleanly to watches

@pancheros U should slide me a free burrito code if your better than chipotle

queso heals from the inside out I swear

@bigjohnsosa3oo @idkhoosier Give a fuck I don’t go on my burner 😂

@Tyrellda6th @idkhoosier 6 followers btw

If you don’t caddy in the summer you’re retarded

@bigjohnsosa3oo @idkhoosier Are you retarded

@Tyrellda6th @idkhoosier yeah Einstein If you caddie over a whole summer and get one 200 Venmo transaction Uncle Sam probably isn’t gonna trip. What address can I send this brainiac of the year trophy to?

@bigjohnsosa3oo @idkhoosier Uncle Sam not tripping over a $200 transaction

@idkhoosier So good. My one piece of advice that you never asked for is if you ever got paid through Venmo/Zelle then keep a record just in case Uncle Sam ever asks but other than that you’re fucking golden. Love it

@antibearthesis @Sean_Mc_Mullen You did by claiming this is bad news… no one know the market is going to go down if you are buying long term timing the market is not a good idea

@Sean_Mc_Mullen i never claimed otherwise?

If you’re under 30, this is terrible news

@RockChalkBlog I had a high ankle sprain and couldn’t walk for 2 days then played basketball a week later

Joshua Jefferson doesn't look like a guy who's going to be good to play in a few days. Scooter and a full-on boot over there for his sprained ankle. Iowa State has had some awful luck with pre-tourney injuries. Niang broke his foot and now this?

@hoopsl1f3 @JonRothstein He was dealing a pound of weed are you a dumbass

@JonRothstein The University endorses binge drinking and dui’s every day for rich kids and wealthy fans. They also endorse imprisoning black (and white) kids for a plant with medicinal properties. America, fk yeah.

Alabama has released a statement regarding Aden Holloway.

@scoobykubs Elite draw

@QTJJ99 @bobbilly240 Them Jews!

@bobbilly240 A certain group of individuals who run the world woke up today and decided that bam needs to drop 83

So bam dropping 83 confirms that 100 is possible right?

@QTJJ99 @NorthStarBetter Yeah mane. Shi could always be worse twin ✌️

@Tyrellda6th @NorthStarBetter Tough beat that night twin😂😂at least we ain’t get 81 dropped on us like Jalen rose goofy ahh‼️

⭐️NBA 3/10 PLAY OF THE DAY⭐️ Bam Adebayo u 35.5 pr 🔥 - Bam Adebayo is only averaging 28.8 pr per game, giving us crazy value!! He flew under last visit w the wizards, and a spread of 15.5 gives us more value w blowout potential 10❤️ and we’ll drop play #2 as we try to go back to back sweeps!🧹

@QTJJ99 @NorthStarBetter Lmao 😂 😂 I remember back in our bachelor days in 06 we bet Kobe under points when he put up 81 👐🤲 ts aint for us 🤷 🤷‍♂️

@Tyrellda6th @NorthStarBetter Tyrell yk I neva been good at dat sport betting shi 😂😂‼️‼️ LOL

@bobbilly240 Dekubopdomdem

Gold loot

@maxstylermusic Fuck all those frat kids at your show they ruined my experience cause they had fun!!

holy shit 😭❤️

@slvttyberry Yeah fuck those kids always ruining our fun!

They’re back!!!

@QTJJ99 Type shit twin

IM JUMPIN OUT EAST ATLANTA 🫨🫨🫨

@bobbilly240 @QTJJ99 Preesh 🤞

@Tyrellda6th @QTJJ99 You good foe if you fuck with Quan we boys

That boy @bobbilly240 is a demon

@QTJJ99 @bobbilly240 Shit my fault twin

@Tyrellda6th @bobbilly240 He good with me Tyrell no need to up da pole on folks ‼️