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🚨 DELTA GATE AGENT MAKES PASSENGERS BREAKDANCE FOR FIRST CLASS UPGRADES — AND IT’S ALL CAUGHT ON CAMERA At a packed gate in Salt Lake City… a Delta agent grabs the mic and turns boarding into a literal performance. • “Anyone willing to break it down… gets a free upgrade” • Passengers start dancing in front of the entire gate • Strangers watching… filming… judging • First class seats handed out like it’s a talent show This isn’t a joke. This is a live boarding process at a major U.S. airport. Dancing for a seat. So what is this now… airline entertainment… or are upgrades turning into public humiliation rituals?

Only Morgan Freeman can save Tiger Woods now.

Genuinely can’t even imagine being the first cop on the scene today

BREAKING: Anthropic accidentally leaked its next AI model and it just wiped out $14.5 billion from cybersecurity stocks in a single day. Claude Mythos was accidentally stored in a publicly accessible data cache and discovered before Anthropic could announce it. The model showed dramatically higher scores on cybersecurity tests, meaning AI can now detect and respond to threats at a level that traditionally required entire teams of security professionals and expensive enterprise software. Investors immediately started pricing in the question nobody in the industry wants to answer: if an AI model can do this, why does anyone need CrowdStrike? And the market answered immediately: - CrowdStrike is down 5.85%, wiping out $5.5 billion. - Palo Alto Networks is down 6.43%, wiping out $7.5 billion. - Zscaler is down 5.89%, wiping out $1.35 billion. - Tenable is down 9.70%, wiping out $185 million

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Tiger Woods since 2009: Car crashes/DUIs: 4 Major wins: 1 Not a good ratio.

Sir, Tiger Woods has tried to drive home again.

Tiger Woods anytime his golf game starts coming back

BREAKING: Tiger Woods has agreed to serve as a leadership consultant for the Georgia Bulldogs football program.

Tiger Woods was arrested by the Martin County Sheriff's Office after his crash. Charged with DUI, property damage and refusal to submit to a lawful test. It was not alcohol related

Oh boy

BREAKING NEWS: I hate to be the one to report this but Tiger Woods had just been arrested for DUI, he will be booked shortly. A Martin County traffic unit was called out to the scene and made the arrest. #PGA @beatinthebookie first to report. Booking photo coming shortly.

How does Tiger not have a permanent chauffeur at this point

I could be a millionaire tomorrow if the bank just allowed me to take it.

Wild choice of a tweet right now

BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods was involved in a car crash today on Jupiter Island, per @ABC. More news to follow.

Me watching Claude fix the bug in my code it wrote 5 minutes ago:

Stay off this bird’s turf

When I see my baseball team down 1-0 in the first game of the 162 game season