Cole Hahn

Crikey! We back in Aussie country, better late than never. Volk vs. Lopes, UFC 325. Another banger. My guaranteed picks: Fiziev ML: -120 BSD/Dan Hooker over 1.5: -130 Diego Lopes ML: +133 Thank me later!

Shoutout Paramount+…we are confirmed back fellas. Back in the fight city of the world. Paddy “The Paddy” Pimblett vs. Justin “The Highlight” Gaethje. Let’s kick off 2026 with a fucking high note. My guaranteed picks: Sean O’Malley ML: -205 Jean Silva ML: -244 Gaethje ML: 2/1

My goodness. Hello from Madison Square Garden! Some are saying the best card of the year. JDM vs. Islam - UFC 322…an absolute banger top to bottom. Guaranteed picks of the night: Sean Brady ML: -135 Bo Nickal ML: - 230 Malcom Wellmaker TKO/KO: -110 Thank me later!

CHAMA! Worth the wait…UFC 320 is back in the Sin City. Poatan is looking to get his belt back against Magomed “Big Ank” Ankalaev (part 2). Let’s get after it. Guaranteed locks (Parlay): - Prochazka ML: -185 - Joe Pyfer ML: -235 - Merab by Decision: -200 Thank me later.

Some are saying…biggest fight card of the year? Next question. King of Africa, DDP vs. Khamzat Chimaev 🐺. Live from the United Center. UFC 319. Guaranteed locks of the night: Lerone Murphy ML: +155 Chimaev/DDP over 2.5 rounds: +105 Carlos Prates ML: -255 Thank me later!

Queue James Brown because we’re finally back in Louisiana. The Diamond’s last dance. UFC 318 is here. Dustin “The Diamond” Poirier vs. Max “Blessed” Holloway. My Guaranteed picks: Dustin Poirier ML: +110 Vettori/Allen over 2.5: -295 Vinicius Olivera ML: -135 Thank me later.

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Fellas…we bouncin back this week. I think I had too many adult beverages saying you should put the mortgage on Sean O’Malley last time around. Anyways, Topuria vs. Olivera. My 3 locks: Talbott/Lima over 2.5 rounds: -200 McKinney ML: -180 Pantoja ML: -230 Let’s ride fuckers!

Put the house on Suga Sean…at least 3 units. Sean by decision or KO/TKO. Merab is ass.

We back at the Prudential Center in Newark, New Jersey. We got “The Finisher” vs “The Decisioner”, Suga Sean O’Malley vs. Merab “The Machine” Dvalishvili. Round 2. Get hyped. My 3 guaranteed locks: Patchy Mix ML: -185 Azamat Murzakanov KO/TKO: +180 Joe Pyfer ML: -380 LFG.

Grab your maple syrup lads, we’re live in Montreal, Canada. Another banger of a card. Two title fights. Belal “Remember the Name” Muhammad versus JDM. Let’s have ourselves a night! My 3 guaranteed picks: Muhammad ML: -180 Schevchenko ML: +110 Jasudavicius ML: -290 Book it

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Well…well..well. UFC 314 is back in Miami, FL. Ladies and gentlemen…I am locked back in and cannot wait for this Main Card. Let’s get into it. My 3 Guaranteed locks: Michael Chandler ML: +140 Sean Woodson ML: -190 Yair Rodriguez ML: -170 Thank me later.

I didn’t forget. UFC 313 on tap. Alex Pereira and Magomed Ankalaev. Free locks and free money coming your way. My 3 guaranteed locks: Alex Pereira ML: -115 Justin Gaethje ML: +140 Amanda Lemos ML: +120 Feeling dangerous. Thank me later.

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Cheers all you sick cunts (accepted in AUS)…relax! Live from Sydney, AUS…Qudos Bank Arena to be exact we got Strickland vs. Du Plessis. Card is trash but we are. 3 Guaranteed Locks: Matthews ML: -230 Suarez ML: -120 Strickland ML: +190 Thank me later. LFG.

Well I’m cooked. Bad start for the brand…Talbott exposed…

Been way too long. Back on my bullshit with a few heaters for the fellas tonight. Dagestan vs. Money Moicano. Not ideal but let’s get after it. Live from Cali..UFC 311. My 3 guaranteed picks: Islam by KO: +120 Payton Talbott by KO: +110 Jiri ML: +115 Thank me later.

Back in the Sin City. Boys are buzzin. Ready for some spit swapping makeout matches tonight. UFC 310 has arrived…Pantoja vs. Asakura. My 3 Guaranteed locks for the night: Pantoja ML: -240 Rahkmonov ML: -380 Evloev ML: -235 Thank me later.