Lance

Lancelot "Lance" Adams •mv|ms •triggering dark and adult themes •alien 👽 •fandomless •hedonistic •sometimes annoying More info below

Leslie Cross •mv/ms •triggering dark and adult content •gelf (goblin/elf) •modern or fantasy •long-lived ~

@AngelRey008 - disadvantage, when many things evolve to be smaller on purpose as an advantage. Comparison is the thief of joy. Why are we stopping?"

@AngelRey008 "Probably because of your smaller wingspan. I'm pretty sure there's a falcon species that's extremely fast because it's smaller than other birds of prey. I wouldn't quote me on that, but I think it's important to mention since you seem to think being smaller is a -

-cups his hands around his mouth and inhales deeply before shouting- 008!!!!!! COME HEREEEEE!!!

@AngelRey008 "An obstacle course? That sounds fun. I'd like to see that. Those were my favorite test days." Cuz he actually got to run around and do things on those days. Also slowing down a bit because Rey did.

@UFbr0 He’s subtly slowing down as they get closer. “That’s what Q said when he saw me on the obstacle course. I ran the wind machines so I used to go out early to test everything before the other cadets went out. He caught me fucking around and like what he saw.”

@AngelRey008 "You seem more than capable to me," he shrugged. Not that he really knows what that realistically would look like, but still. Walking along still, looking in some of the doors they pass curiously.

@UFbr0 “That’s probably where you’d start,” he grins. “You’d be surprised though. I mean I wasn’t even on the betting pool chart for who would be the next 00.”

@AngelRey008 "No one will be more shocked than me if they ever ask me to do anything at all. I'll get lost trying to get them their daily coffee order from the shop."

@UFbr0 "They're not gonna ask you to do something you can't do, for one," he points out. "You seem pretty new to the world so I doubt they'll ask you to do anything for awhile that isn't more complicated than the shit I do."

@AngelRey008 "Not you too with this word 'want'. I can only imagine it would depend on what's being asked of me and whether or not I could even do it."

@UFbr0 He laughs. "You're not being kept, you're being sheltered. Would you even want to do agent stuff if they asked?"

@AngelRey008 "I'm sure I'm not what anyone is looking for for any of that, but who knows, right? I can't imagine they'd keep me around forever for nothing."

@UFbr0 He shrugs. "Maybe. It takes a lot of training. We have like a boot camp for people who wanna be in the Angel program. Most of them don't make it 00, but that's also 'cause, you know, only 9 positions. But maybe you could be a different sort of special ops."

@AngelRey008 "Oh hey, blown up is one I haven't done yet," though he has been exposed to high doses of radiation before. "I wonder if I'll ever do a mission."

@UFbr0 --really tough mission, the scar is like a little tattoo that says you kicked that mission's ass and came out alive to talk about it."

// if my Twitter could stop glitching out that would be great.

@RabidWolf003 "I'll go to medical, it's fine. Like I said I'll be right as rain in no time." Off he goes to deal with that.

@UFbr0 "Good." He picks up the remote. "I'm not going to tell you to go to Medical. But go do what you need to do to move your healing along. I'm still horny from losing my dancer."

Approaching @RabidWolf003 and his dog very very slowly.

@AngelRey008 "That makes sense. Why do you want scars, though? They hurt to get, hurt to heal. Why want them?"

@UFbr0 "I don't like syringes," he corrects. "They take stuff out and put stuff in and make gross, mutated demon angel deformities."

@RabidWolf003 "Right," he should probably rest like a normal post op person. It would probably help.

@UFbr0 "Which is also why I need that to be healed." Another reminder. "I can't enjoy the view if I know I'm opening up wounds. I'm not that much of a sadist."

@AngelRey008 "You want scars? But you don't like needles," he chuckled. "They have to use needles to sew you up."

@UFbr0 "Yeah." He tugs his shirt back down. "One day I'll get a scar that isn't from me doing my own dumb shit."

@RabidWolf003 "Christ," the way the other spoke was unlike anything he's ever heard before. It was knocking the breath out of him.

@UFbr0 "If I wanted to fuck someone with a different look, I would." And he could. Easily. "You have a tight, flat stomach. It'll bulge nicely when I'm in you."

@AngelRey008 Relaxes a bit more. "I suppose that makes sense. Wouldn't be very beneficial if you did."

@UFbr0 "Nono. I'm just bitching 'cause I don't want to get this physical done. I get the shit jobs because I'm the only one who can do them. And I'm still on newbie probation. They try not to get the new agents killed in their first year on the job."

@RabidWolf003 He nods. "Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a different look?"

@UFbr0 "Lap dance," he states again. "Tomorrow. If you can get me up."

@RabidWolf003 . . . "I would like to get my brains fucked out."

@UFbr0 "You're as bad as we are," he snorts. "Are you going to tell me it's fine when it's not so you can get your brains fucked out?"

@AngelRey008 "That doesn't mean you developed "wrong" though. You're just small, why is that a bad thing and why does that mean you get treated like you're less? I was told you're ranked equally, there's no reason you should be treated poorly for your size. I'll go talk to Q right now."

@UFbr0 "Oh." He stops and turns his back towards Lance, lifting his oversized tee up high enough to show the orange wings, the bottom feathers tucked down into his jeans. "They think not letting them grow right is why I'm so small. Well, and probably the being born in a lab thing."