Sarcastic Iowa Guy
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Sarcastic Iowa Guy
@uiowa_police
I'm a normal Iowa guy. University of Iowa Alumni. Lawful owner of a Lenco BearCat armored vehicle.
Katılım Nisan 2025
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Just hopped on the bus for the Iowa State Fair. It's CRIBBAGE DAY!
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does he realize that if he woke up tomorrow as a normal Iowa resident, he would be in poverty and dying without the assistance of the state? Lol
Chuck Grassley@ChuckGrassley
Voted 2 strengthen Medicaid with common sense work requirements 4 able bodied adults + help restore program integrity + remove unnecessary & burdensome regs + stop federal health care resources going 2 illegal immigrants
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@AltheaCole they just don't make crazy bitches like you anymore, Althea 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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The other day, I was looking through a dating app and took a screenshot to memorialize this before swiping left (aka "NO").
Not in the screenshot, his career: End-of-life doula.
Holds your hand while you die of cancer, beats women with canes for pleasure.
I'll say it: FREAK.
Althea Cole@AltheaCole
Today in "Things That Shouldn't be Real But Sadly, They Are": theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…
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@RobSandIA when you say "worth fighting for," do you mean fighting against the agricultural corporations ruining their drinking water and ground water? or do you mean "worth fighting for" in the dogwhistle sense, as in... you believe in "small town values" and the great replacement theory?
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@RobSandIA you are so out of touch with normal Iowa residents
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It’s starting to seem like @AltheaCole has the Woke Mind Virus.
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OMG! Song of the summer by @RobSandIA soundcloud.com/user-94461610/…
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I used to think @RandPaul and @RobSandIA were the same person.
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@uiowa Thanks for broadcasting this valuable information about their routine and habits! ✍️ I’ll make sure to follow 50ft behind them on their next dog walk to verify whether this is true or not.
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Each morning, President Wilson, her husband John, and their dog Ollie walk through campus—picking up any litter they find along the way 🐾💛
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I think @ChuckGrassley should do something fun with @RobSandIA and pretend they’re grandfather and grandson. For the voters!
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@RobSandIA gee, Rob! this sure seems like a completely normal way to respond to people correctly pointing out that, as an elected official, you don’t just get to discount the criticisms of anyone in your prospective constituency for arbitrary reasons!
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@UIowa_safety they should fire off some guns and lower the damn property value a little, then maybe normal people could afford to live here for the first time in multiple decades
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Heads up, neighbors: A brief fireworks display will take place tonight outside Hancher Auditorium at approximately 10:15 p.m. Just a friendly notice to minimize surprises or confusion. 🎆
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I want to prove a point.
Why would a child ever need this?
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@LauraRBelin @Christophe93714 Brenna Bird isn’t America First, but she sure is Iowa Last!
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@Christophe93714 Why don’t you think Bird is America First?
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Iowa AG Brenna Bird said she and her husband would pray as they considered her plans for 2026.
At this point, a sign from the White House would be more helpful to her than a sign from God.
bleedingheartland.com/2025/05/24/bre…
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