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As Henri Matisse once said, "Derive happiness in oneself from a good day's work, from illuminating the fog that surrounds us."

If Vinnie Jones comes near me looking for a fight, I will unleash hell.

@Longalockz @FatBarryShaunW @StephenMerchant @rickygervais Do you wanna go for a pint?

@FatBarryShaunW go on, pop he in the scrapbook...

@FatBarryShaunW You did my mum's guttering, didn't you?

Hey, a favour's a favour, don't worry about it.........just take me out one night.

@BRIANGITTINS1 If you like his show you'll love this, right...have a look at that...just regular, turn it up the other way...BOOBS!

@rickygervais We're both entertainers, we both done something with our lives.

@rickygervais He walked away at the top of his game, that's called integrity.

Don't want to blow my own, not with my back.

You said 'Les Dennis'. Our survey said 'Ding. Top answer! Jammy bastard.

Knockety knock knock..... helloooo!

O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied? What satisfaction canst thou have to-night?

One of them's bending over, two of them are kissing...

The lady on the pen?

OK, well I think the best thing to move this forward is to get you two together in a little room.....

I don’t really know.....

Who would you prefer to see with their shirt off: Brad Pitt or Trevor McDonald?

And it's goodnight from me.

Hey...Danny Millman!