It's an Urban Legend
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It's an Urban Legend
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Retweeting interesting comments on modern folklore. Urban myths, rumors, legends, hoaxes, misconceptions, & apocryphal anecdotes. I’m the friend of your friend.




Before he died, Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine waiting to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver . "You know," he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"The driver said, "No problem. Be my guest!" Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down, he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law, but I also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person." The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president." The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"The young trooper said... "I think it's Jesus, because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!"



Ex was a social worker in CPS and later the Welfare Lady. She had a lady come in and tell her the lady's kids names were pronounced Go-NOR-ree-ah and See-FI-lus. (Gonnorhea and Syphilis.) Cause their mom liked the names.





BREAKING; Trump is planning to install a statue of Christopher Columbus outside the White House: report. The explorer who discovered America


A museum volunteer accidentally destroyed an art piece after mistaking it for a dirty mirror and cleaning it The work, by Chen Sung-chi, is said to symbolize the "distorted self-awareness of the middle class"








NW Iowa tour continues. Road Less Traveled. Funny, this town caught us by surprise.



Say hello to Valentine!









