Ultra Girl

When I ask for more honey mustard at McDonalds and they tell me it costs extra...

When Gronk twerked on stage during 3LAU's Ultra set

When Justin Bieber decided to do a dance routine in the middle of the stage at Ultra...

Whenever somebody refers to Eric Prydz as a trance dj...

Whenever your favorite artist gets booked for a Wednesday night show...

@_MichaelJustin @dd_ivory @HeilLudwig nobody can control me

@_MichaelJustin @dd_ivory @HeilLudwig excuse me?

@yn0htna cool

@IeveIs cool

When I'm dying of starvation at the coop and @TheEasterNigga & @PlurPigeon won't wake up

When ticketmaster says there's no floor tickets available right now for #ABGT100 @ MSG

Everytime I think about Doritos and French onion dip...

I just bought an extra large slim Jim bc #Redux

Whenever CHARLESVAND says MAYBE we can go to White Castle 😒

aaaand @joshisgold just put @kaskade on at the bar

My face when I found out Turkey's Nest sells 32oz miller lites...

"If you have hooked up with _____ you pretty much have licked the floor of Pacha" 😂

"Raise your hand if..."

When I find out that there's already a massive line for @kaskade at Output

When I found out he was a sk8er boi and said see ya later boy