UMightBeGhetto

when your wedding colors were camoflage patterns

#ghettotranslations " Its coo" - its not cool and ur in the red zone

#parentquotes if somebody hits you, you better hit them back

Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.

if u use ya blow dryer to dry ya clothes that u hand washed

if you have a hospital bed in your house

#GhettoGameShow Survivor - South Central Edition

If you claiming other people's kid's income tax time

your facebook name is "shawdeebad qettinpaper" and your profile pic says "SWAG" everywhere

if you follow @UMightBeGhetto

#auntieusedtosay A Hard head makes a soft ass

You say aliens abducted you, but the Lord set you free.

Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.

if you have ever made toast in the broiler of your oven and you have a toaster

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"

if you wear timberland work boots and you don't have a job

if you share a bedroom with a sibling AND a cousin