UMightBeGhetto

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UMightBeGhetto

UMightBeGhetto

@UMightBeGhetto

come on now, you know its true...got some momma jokes in here too... [email protected]

Katılım Temmuz 2011
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UMightBeGhetto
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when your wedding colors were camoflage patterns
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Chubby Checkers was a game for fat people.
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if u use ya blow dryer to dry ya clothes that u hand washed
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if you have a hospital bed in your house
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If you claiming other people's kid's income tax time
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your facebook name is "shawdeebad qettinpaper" and your profile pic says "SWAG" everywhere
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You say aliens abducted you, but the Lord set you free.
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Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller
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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.
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if you have ever made toast in the broiler of your oven and you have a toaster
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Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"
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if you wear timberland work boots and you don't have a job
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if you share a bedroom with a sibling AND a cousin
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