UNC-Chapel Hill ➐

We understand that due to the delay in announcing our re-opening plan, many students have already signed leases for the fall semester that they cannot back out of. We would like to offer some context as to why it took us so long: We are incompetent

idk what’s going on tbh

that’s why we make you fill out so many forms it’s bc we hate greg

we do not read your ARS accommodation requests. , we just print out as many applications as we can and force feed them to greg until he cries. the leftover ones we Approve :)

hi guys its me Kevin Guskiewicz i just wanted to say i hate poor people >:)

Happy LDOC, Tar Heels! We hope you are suffering 🐏💙

we have thought about it

Racism

UNC stands against all forms of terrorism— the fact that so many of our buildings are named after members of the KKK community was an accident

Every day, every month, and every year, we at Carolina are finding ways to alienate our students. Go Heels! 💙

[FORMAL NOTICE] Klanville Towers has been eradicated.

We sympathize with striking workers. We too are struggling in this recession to afford our $6 million dollar houses.

We are soulless vessels for money and power. We do not remember how to love. We have forgotten how to be.

We can afford to pay our housekeeping staff much more but refuse to because of racism. Also greed. Mostly racism.

At UNC, we’re shaping the next generation of leaders* *to make meaningless excuses and deflect responsibility for their actions

Tar Heels! 💙🐏 Post your best Heel Print below! 🦶🔵 Let us see them toes!!!!!!

We love our grad students! They are the backbone of our institution, and we are recognizing all their hard word by raising their income to reflect Orange County’s living wa jk you wish

We are spending it on finding those missing scooters

!Alert Carolina! UNCPD is investigating a recent series of electric scooters thefts. All officers have been diverted to recovering the missing scooters. This is a good use of taxpayer money.

guys should we spend the $8 to get verified for a month or will unc sue us

We are NOT liable if you get sick from the campus water fountains. Lead poisoning is a CHOICE 💙