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United Nations

United Nations

@UNGlobalPR

Official fake twitter account of the UN. Get the latest information on every war and genocide we fail to stop.

New York, NY Katılım Haziran 2010
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Peace in the middle east for us means the freedom of rocket transports to and from Gaza by Hamas.
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If Israel does not recognize the right of Palestine to exist then these pace talks are doomed for failure again, and it's Israel's fault!
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The only pre-condition for peace talks should be that Israel must recognize the right of Palestine to exist.
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At the UN, our definition of terrorism is like pornography. We can't define it, but we know it when we see it.
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The nations of the world can not allow Israel to develop Nuclear Weapons. Israel must be stopped at all costs.
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It is becoming ever more clear to us that Israel continues to present a clear and present danger to world peace.
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We'd gladly pass a resolution condemning the fires in Russia but our European continental reserve of paper has been burned.
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Women in Iran have more freedom than women do in Prison. Now that's what we here at the UN consider an epic milestone.
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U.N. Elects Iran to Commission on Women's Rights. There is no greater defender of Women's Rights than Iran.
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Working a resolution to condemn Israel for not stopping the rockets that hit Jordan. Israel should know better that Hamas can not aim.
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We are investigating the reports of rockets fired into Jordan. Israel is presumed to be the perpetrator.
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Objectivity and discovering the facts has no place at the UN.
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Aquaman vs. UN? Aquaman wins by virtue of UN's impotence.
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We have updated our logo to reflect our new identity. View our official twitter page www.twitter.com/UNGlobalPR and provide feedback.
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We are excited about the new color of the iPhone. Then again, we are attracted to shiny objects of value when accepting bribes.
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We have never actually stopped a massacre or genocide, but we do have endless debate about them. Isn't that better than nothing?
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Thus Aquaman would win by default. Yes, there is at least one entity in this world more impotent than Aquaman, and that entity is your UN.
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In a fight between the UN and Aquaman, we would endlessly debate about deploying peacekeepers against Aquaman but never actually do it.
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At the UN we strongly believe in passionate engagement through the use of heightened language. Words can do what weapons can't: nothing.
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Some our most proud human rights violators Cuba, Sudan, Syria and Zimbabwe — consistently vote against Human Rights motions.
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