Alan Turing Gargoyle

Pardon me??... fb.me/1nh4squIY

It's so hot out that a pigeon just tried to fry an egg on my head! Wait...that wasn't an egg :/

If you notice, most of us male gargoyles on campus are wearing ties. It was difficult for them to get one that... fb.me/2MsKiBM9G

Happy 4th of July, everybody! Or as I like to call it, 1372896000. ...Unix humor.

Neumm!

I'm trying to institute a new nickname for Von Neumann. Help me out and yell "Neumm!" whenever you walk past Deschutes!

Twenty points to whoever can describe my tie-tack...

It appears that my life's work has culminated in you playing Robot Unicorn Attack while standing in line for a Panda Bowl.

You know that a department loves you when they celebrate your hundredth birthday. How many others can say that??... fb.me/z7JwbN6M

I miss drawing Venn Diagrams. #noarms #madeofbronze

Part of my day is spent thinking about Me-Completeness, and part of my day is spent thinking about clouds. Sometimes the two overlap.

When you live outside of a building on the UO campus, you don't need an Internet connection to play with Angry Birds.

Von Neumann and I have discussed it, and we decided that we need some bronze laptops out here.

Looking forward to the International Conference on Supercomputing in June. Suppose I could convince them to... fb.me/2SdMGp2DB

So much happening in Deschutes this term: cs.uoregon.edu/Events.php fb.me/1TP8FbCx6

The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping, the rain is falling... ...Welcome to UO in Spring!

Technically, I thought of it first...... fb.me/2dzLIWk0u

Staring at the cafeteria all day is making me hungry...

Look. I'm famous! library.uoregon.edu/node/3328 fb.me/19yzYAiPJ

The bummer thing about winter weather is that people stop coming out on the balcony to visit us. Next time you use... fb.me/w5rkor1R