Jonathan Miller

@KevlarCondom @Barnacules I don't know what is worse, everything as a service or designing durable goods to break early in an effort to induce new sales. The missing spring on newer kitchaid mixers is a perfect example of the latter.

I finally got this Vizio TV calibrated! 👍 DisplayCal is just too outdated to calibrate HDR10 screens properly 😔 I ended up having to pay $10 for Calibrate PROFILER 🤷‍♂️ You also have to disable Tone Mapping in TV's settings otherwise it will throw off all calibration efforts 🤪

@JackWebb92 "How to tell us you have never played the game without admiring that you've never played the game" This article edges on insulting. There are several common approaches to the game mechanics that are outright ignored by this class list. thegamer.com/final-fantasy-…

@HerreraBeutler Though I do not agree with your politics, I want to thank you for the service you gave to our communities and wish you will with your future goals.

A lot has happened during my 12 years of service in Congress. I took to the House floor one last time today to reflect on some of the most memorable parts.

@punx223 @jack The existence of Pringles invalidates this statement. Being a schrodinger's potato it both is and is not a potato at the same time it exists as a third state of potato like existence..... /Mostly Joking

@jack I know that everything in existence is one of two things... a potato or not a potato.

nobody knows anything

@joshgad Just pointing out that this is a parody account.

Holy fuck

@Barnacules This showed up as a push notification for my home feed. App still lists me as following the @Barnacules account.

If you can see this Tweet please like & comment where you found it (home feed, my page, search, replies, tagged by your follower, direct link, verified tab, etc). It will help with an investigation I’m working on right now 🙏 #Twitter #Elon #Trending #FreeSpeech

@Barnacules I will be sorely disappointed if this link does not lead to a rickroll while the page is under development...

Granted it doesn’t go anywhere right now but it will in the next few hours 👍🏻

I own Barnacules.com 😎

@OPBmorning Don't forget "Snow Forecast"

@WashougalGov @HerreraBeutler I find this frustrating. It's nice that Washougal is getting assistance, but when @HerreraBeutler is sabotaging local projects (I5-bridge) it seems cruelly calculating. I do not feel represented by HB.

We are pleased to announce and very grateful that @HerreraBeutler has secured key federal funding for our Washougal Wastewater Treatment Plant Anoxic Selector Project in a spending plan advanced by the U.S. House Appropriations Committee. Read more at jhb.house.gov/news/documents…

@NadaOverbeeke Lol, forget looking for a real fan... Just make it a contest for "most boring picture of your bedroom ceiling". Be the fan you wish others to be!

Any ideas on how I can make sure that one of these will go to a REAL Evangelion fan? 🫢

@RandyMongenel Maslow would disagree with Musk, especially with our media focused on convincing people that they are stuck at the bottom two tiers (psychological and safety). Then again, if you are arguing that ignorance is a choice, we may be in a different conversation... LoL

@xaqaria Never been a better time to consider joining the satanic temple. We need to get back to the idea that the USA is a -secular- government

It's a sad day when it finally sinks in that those so fervently against Sharia law simply wanted to force THEIR OWN religious laws upon the country.

@HerreraBeutler It seems more that it's your "duty" to try an obstruct -anything- you can not claim personal respect for. #HackPolitician

My duty is to bring federal dollars back for projects that have the support of our region, and there are viable alternatives to light rail. (2/2) bit.ly/3953yhJ

As the I-5 bridge replacement progresses, transportation officials need to be clear that Southwest Washington citizens have weighed in on light rail. (1/2)

@HerreraBeutler Every time you open your mouth you prove how don't represent us. How can you say we don't want something when you have actively avoided talking to us (Vancouver Metro) for years? The last time we were ACTUALLY ask our opinion was over a decade ago....

@WashTimes @HerreraBeutler For most of my life, Republicas like @HerreraBeutler have been destroying government support for "moms, babies, and families". The only people they help look and vote like they do. #Hypocrites

"Again, Congress needs to do more for our nation’s moms, babies, and families – but you have a role to play, too." - @HerreraBeutler in #WashTimes What's ailing health care? special section. #Healthcare2022 #sponsored #healthcare ow.ly/Yv0H50IlPms

@HerreraBeutler TL:DR

My statement on President Biden's State of the Union address:

@xaqaria But what about his emails!??

#LockHimUp youtu.be/_AFKbs8cons

@RandyMongenel I couldn't have said it better

Can we finally stop pretending it's radical to expand the Supreme Court? What's radical is enabling Supreme Court justices — appointed by presidents who lost the popular vote — to take away voting rights and reproductive rights from millions of Americans.

@Barnacules @Nerd747 @KevlarCondom Hot tub ownership rule number 1: replace the filter frequently! Seriously, most problems people have with their tubs start with a dirty/clogged filter.

@Nerd747 No clue yet, I guess when chemicals and filtration fail? @KevlarCondom would know.