The Hangovers FC

And so ends our Maltese adventure. We go again in 2035… #10YearsOfHangovers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇲🇹

We end the tour with a haphazard performance that told the story of a pretty heroic night of drinking. The Hangovers fall to an 8-4 defeat in Imsida #10YearsOfHangovers

Moments from kick-off, hopes of a sell-out crowd are dwindling. #10YearsOfHangovers 🟣⚫️

The sore-headed Hangovers are heading out for our final game of the Maltese tour. We’re unbeaten so far, but the Instagram bio of our next opponent says ‘professional football club’ so we could be in trouble… #10YearsOfHangovers 🟣⚫️

Day two of our tour ends with 5-3 and 6-2 victories. That means we win our own trophy. Yesssssss! #10YearsOfHangovers 🟣⚫️

Kick off is moments away… #COYH 🟣⚫️

We’re on our way to Liedna to contest the Anglo-Maltese Cup. Can the Hangovers make it two-from-two on Il-Blata? #10YearsOfHangovers 🟣⚫️

The Hangovers are stepping up our preparations in Valletta with a sea bath. We take on Liedna Fgura in the Anglo-Maltese Cup at 5pm local time 🟣⚫️

We kick off the tour with a 10-3 victory in Gżira. That means we can all get drunk and forget about our remaining matches. #10YearsOfHangovers 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇲🇹

We’ve landed in Valletta and are heading to Gżira for our first game of the tour. No prizes for guessing the starting line-up - it’s all the people we brought on the plane #10YearsOfHangovers 🟣⚫️

Shrewd observers might notice there are only 261 goals in those 1260 appearances. The gaffer’s decision to bring three goalkeepers in a squad of six players is certainly being reevaluated… #10YearsOfHangovers

A closer look at our Hangovers tourists: James Perkins (2015): 515 caps. Will Perkins (2017): 338 caps. Ben Kimpton (2022): 129 caps. Dom Nolan (2016): 97 caps. Jack Rigelsford (2016): 95 caps. Jamie Keene (2016): 86 caps. Olly Roberts (2017): Pulled out of the tour last minute.

10 years of Hangovers! We’re off on a tour of Malta to celebrate our 2015 foundation and compete in the Anglo-Maltese Cup. 2015-2025 🤝 #YNDA

And finally. The big one: Players’ Player of the Year is awarded to Ben Kimpton for the second time. In trouble with the missus, he still came to the curry because he was told it was ‘important’. A true Hangovers legend #YNDA

A big win for Mondays captain James (me, the person typing this). Fans’ Player of the Year 2025 and another piece of silverware to replace some family photos on the mantelpiece. #ItsStayingHome

And it’s #JusticeForWhaler. After a clerical error led to *two* Matt Bramley plates being made up, Dom finally gets his prize. Congrats on 100 Hangovers goals #YNDA 🟣⚫️

Another Golden Boot for Max Foster’s collection! Level with Dom Whaler on 14 goals in the Monday league, he’s sealed the win with 4 goals in his single Thursday appearance. Shrewd.

The Hangovers are out celebrating after adding another Premiership title to their overflowing trophy cabinet. We came second in the Thursday league though, so Captain Will is paying for dinner.

Congratulations to both Matt Bramley and Dom Whaler for notching their 100th Hangovers goals. Unfortunately, due to a clerical error, both plates have Matt Bramley’s name on them. #COYH #YNDA 🟣⚫️

🧢 100 Games ⚽️ 100 Goals …still didn’t think it was worth buying the new shirt… Congrats to Jack Butler on an incredibly satisfying milestone #YNDA 🟣⚫️