Ulysses S. Cocksman

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Ulysses S. Cocksman

@USCocksman

Longhorns, Astros, dumb jokes, bourbon. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Man of some people. Wishing everything was better.

Katılım Ekim 2012

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·13 Oca

these are truly wonderful, kind people who have just lost everything. i have always been in awe of their closeness, their joy, their love for everyone around them. please share, and consider contributing if you are able, no matter how small. gofundme.com/f/sayj9e-help-…

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·23 Kas

hello friends while you are taking in the Good Football today, perhaps the spirit will move you to donate to the American Heart Association to support my dear friend Anna, a congenital heart defect survivor. www2.heart.org/goto/AnnasHear…

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·23 Kas

if you do i will say something very nice about you and your team in front of everyone

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·13 Eki

tell your children and grandchildren where you were when you watched silas bolden invent the unfair catch today

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·13 Eki

@maybef4n legitimately unhinged behavior out there

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Fan@maybef4n·13 Eki

@USCocksman He has no regard for himself or anyone else

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·13 Eki

fairly certain of it at this point

Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman

can only assume that silas bolden did a mountain of medicinal grade cocaine and decided to be a legend today

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·13 Eki

if texas goes to the hurry up there’s still time for one more ou fumble

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·13 Eki

can only assume that silas bolden did a mountain of medicinal grade cocaine and decided to be a legend today

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·2 Eki

MY GOD THE BALLS ON GARY PETTIS

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·1 Eki

@HouCounterplot marge schott tribute

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Archbishop Deshaies@HouCounterplot·1 Eki

Do we know why he always wore the white on white Reds cap? Was that a part of the punishment?

Sports Illustrated@SInow

Pete Rose, MLB’s all-time hits leader, has died at 83 years old: trib.al/3Wrcq1x

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·1 Eki

ok but now the braves should have to play a doubleheader against the tigers

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·30 Eyl

same

Collin@CopierCollin

In honor of this I will post my favorite Win Probability chart :

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·29 Eyl

@leslieemullin @CoachJayArnold you did the right thing for the right reason

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Jay Arnold@JayArnoldTX·29 Eyl

Hey it’s the #SendJayAway #AfterDark update! My 30th birthday has seen us reach $8,814.80 raised so far! Donate to a food bank or your choice Send me receipt Let me know school allegiance so I can add it to the board Let’s see if we can’t get to $9k! #collegefootball

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·29 Eyl

@leslieemullin @CoachJayArnold fuck yeah leslie

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·27 Eyl

i'm getting texas in the top 10 the best way i know how, everybody jump in and flood the zone with that sweet sweet cow money💰

Jay Arnold@JayArnoldTX

Last day of my twenties let’s have a damn Friday. If you’re in the giving mood we are approaching the end of the #SendJayAway fundraiser! Donate to a food bank, send me receipt, let me know allegiance so I can add it to the big board. Knocking on $6,000 raised so far!

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·29 Eyl

did you know texas is leading? do you want that to continue? does it enrage you? well friend get your supple ass in the game tonight

Jay Arnold@JayArnoldTX

CLEMSON IS ON THE BOARD! #SendJayAway fundraiser is SO CLOSE to 9k. Come on folks get in!!!! It’s for my birthday! Donate to food bank, send me receipt, let me know allegiance!!!

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·29 Eyl

hello! have you had several bourbons? are you in a headspace to spend money frivolously online? go spend it at a food bank and tell @CoachJayArnold about it to prove longhorns moral high ground

Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman

just donate to a food bank and send a shot of the receipt to your buddy @CoachJayArnold with your school affiliation. centraltexasfoodbank.org has full matching right now, just sayin

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·29 Eyl

that whole goal line sequence made me hate football

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Ulysses S. Cocksman@USCocksman·29 Eyl

who am i to complain but this is an aesthetically displeasing football contest

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