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U.S. Congress@USCongress_·
For information on our latest activities be sure to visit congress.gov 👨‍⚖️💵
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U.S. Congress@USCongress_·
Abortion is child sacrifice.
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Get these politics off my porn app
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daz@MetamateDaz·
How am I supposed to pay; $1,500 rent $2500 power $110 water $270 internet $120 car insurance EVERY MONTH while making less than $17 an hour???
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What a horrible life the internet whores live. No skill, no abilities, no intelligence or knowledge. Imagine the level you have to be at to post your naked body. And btw dudes quit liking the shit. Porn is free 😂
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@madstoopretty Hope your husband don’t see this. Or worse, your son. He’s getting bullied so hard. Hope it was worth the $17
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@bearki It’s not the dancing that cost her her life, it was the attempted murder
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Austine@theereal_one·
There are black men doing time for this. There are black men doing time for this
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Gene Parmesan
Gene Parmesan@dsonoiki·
lawyer here if you try to run someone over with your car and they do not die, it is not a crime that’s like if you try to murder someone and fail. there isn’t a crime called “try-to murder” this ICE agent deserves prison
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Sophie Rain@sophieraiin·
describe me in 1 word
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@Bricktop_NAFO Ones committing a crime, the other is trying to enforce law. That help, retard?
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Bricktop_NAFO@Bricktop_NAFO·
Why didn’t the citizens shoot the ICE officer driving?
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Austin
Austin@rtraustin_·
You can’t convince me Indiana isn’t cheating.
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
For those who didn't grow up privileged, name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid.
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@secnumbersguy SEC can’t handle not being in😂😂😂 Hey guys. IT JUST MEANS MORE 😂😂😂
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SEC Numbers Guy@secnumbersguy·
Who was the most FRAUDULENT team that made the College Football Playoff? A LOT of contenders to choose from.
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Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
Indiana is a good team but probably an 8-4 team against a full SEC schedule like what Georgia played Anyone can win a few playoff games when you haven’t been beaten up all year
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