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@EricLDaugh @Kimberl59898021 it's just the weapons we leave behind 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🚨 JUST IN: Gen. Dan Caine says it LOUD AND CLEAR for the whole world to hear "A filled promise made to EVERY American warfighter that YOU will not be left behind. We will ALWAYS come find you and we will always bring you home!" It makes America, America 🇺🇸

@NASA so you,s own the moon ?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣WTF is wrong with these people

The Moon is special in so many ways. Scientifically, it provides opportunities we simply don't have on Earth. It's near enough to reach with robotic explorers and humans. And for all of us on Earth, it's special because it's ours. 🩶

@cleckylad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Look what I found in London

@HJB_News__ I've announced I'm working on winning the euro millions 👍😎😎😎😎😎😎

Germany has announced it's working to send over 700,000 refugees home. Should Britain do the same?

@jokesuk because people used to have a sense of humour 👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How did they get away with this on Little Britain 😳

@ShoahUkraine different people ,Rudolph Hess died in Spandau prison August 17th 1987 93 year old, do you're research you sausage.

Execution of Rudolf Höss on the grounds of the concentration camp where he was commandant. 1947, Auschwitz.

@CaliRN619 @dili909 the British army were in west Germany for decades , they left and the world still spun on it's axis , why does America think it's the police force for the world? take a look in the mirror

We were stationed in Bamberg, Germany for over 5 years. When the base closed down in 2014, it devastated the local economy. Now it’s a housing center for illegal immigrants and the once beautiful city looks like a third world shi!hole and the locals are stuck between letting their city die or letting the illegals kill it. Pull our troops home and let Europe deal with the consequences of their actions.

@Montylockedout be great to be that age again, amused by very little 🤣🤣👍

@USchorer In his own little adventure world 😄

The high winds 🍃 have brought Sebastian a new playground.... he's loving the big sticks 😁🧡

@OceanBlueOne1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣oooooooooh betty

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@CliveWardauthor SALT AND SAUCE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣CLOWN 👍🇬🇧

WALT’S IN THE WORKPLACE The ultimate advantage of military service is being able to detect bullshit at 100 yards. Where do I start. Over the years in my job, I’ve just about had my fill of Walt’s in the security industry. It’s amazing some of the bullshit they come out with. It makes me mad just talking about them. WALT NUMBER ONE Mid 20’s cocky little shit and get this, ex Staff Sergeant in the Royal Engineers, explosives expert, sniper, 2 tours of Afghanistan, etc. Found out through Facebook that this Special Forces, Black Ops, Airborne, Diver, Ranger, Bin Laden Hunter was, shock horror lying, he had spent a few months in the TA that was it. I also found out through one of the cleaners who knew him, he has five kids. A complete f**ktard. The sad thing is the Civvies where I work believed his stories of valour. Anyway, his bullshit stories caught up with him when he started spinning his shit to the new Op’s manager, an ex REME warrant officer, who soon found him out, groomed and exposed him. After that he was nothing more than pure, harmless entertainment. In the end, even the Civvies were calling him a Walt. Why is it that most Walt’s feel the need to big up their bullshit stories? Why can’t they just say they were in the Infantry or ACC or something, and try and impress me by saying he’s an expert in making mashed potatoes and how he can make a wicked egg banjo in the dark, so he doesn’t ruin his night vision, or how many times they can shout out their name, rank and number followed by ‘one f**king sausage’ in the gas chamber. ENDEX 3 UNCUT the book clivewardauthor.com UK Kindle also available in paperback amazon.co.uk/Endex-3-Clive-…

@XiThice the only reason there at Wembley, money , just like the joke play offs, there was never play offs with the old Wembley and the semi finals were always at league grounds , it's simply to pay for Wembley👍

Who else thinks the FA Cup semi-finals shouldn't be at Wembley? They should be played at neutral grounds like Old Trafford, Anfield, Villa Park, or St James' Park, leaving the final as a Wembley exclusive!

@WorkElizab tell him to take out a bank loan pay the bank back,keep you're house👍

One house. One decision. A life time impact. What should I do?

@ayytrae why does Spock have 3 ears🤔🤔the left ear , the right ear, and the final front ear , I'm here all week 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Happy first contact day 🖖🏼 #startrek

@KarmaUnl0cked dude steals his coat 😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A Black passenger blocks people from exiting the subway—then gets kicked onto the platform by another passenger and absolutely loses it. 🤣🤣

@SaltyGoat17 it must be very un ,nerving to know that the person running you're country that with the exception of Israel has alienated you,s to the whole world to the point if China attacked, no one would actually care👍

Europe screwed up with Iran. They thought they’d flex a little and it backfired. I’m betting we are no longer a member of NATO by the end of Trump’s term. And I am 100% COOL WITH THAT!!

@miss_anthrop75 there's people like that, tom hardy said being on you're own can be addictive , to the point you just can't be around people👍

@samanthaaaaaxx a man after my own heart , love quavers 👍🐰🐰🤣

@USchorer my kids don’t like chocolate (bought a few eggs but know i’ll be eating them!) 🤣 my wee boy who’s 1 loves crisps (hence the reason for the quavers lol!)

Easter treats for my two 🫶❤️

@AlexTran677026 the makings of a great joke there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Spiderman, Cruella De Vil and James Bond watching a tennis match.

@CorkCoypu give an example of an Easter song 🤔🤔🤔

This year it doesn't feel like #Easter at all. No Easter films on the telly & no Easter songs on the radio