Jack 🔰

A broken plane, A broken dream, A broken heart, A broken dream, No words said, A silent vow, We loved you then, We love you know. 🔴⚪️⚫️

@DannyAarons Xbox uk

Gonna upgrade someone’s team today 50,000 FC points on your account, just like this tweet to enter ✅ Reply with your console, country and a pic of your team to make it easier but not required

@LewisBowden_ on the trumpet

@ScottGShore This cunt got paid a fortune by geordie shore and he’s trying to talk about money to working class people? You are part of the problem you tiger tiger wanker

If you’re part of the happy clapping brigade: I want you to go out and pay for transport & tickets for the remaining away games this season Infact pay for your partner or kids to go too. Take the time off work to get to certain games at certain times. And then when you witness what our away fans witness every single away game… let’s see if you’re a happy clapper the Howe Out. Now.

@ScottGShore how’s your night been you attention seeking creepy bastard

@DannyAarons Zach Bryan tickets ideally Danny

What do you want for Christmas? I’m gonna sort some of you out 🎄

It’s like a shotgun. Gnight cobra.

@burneracclol21 @UTDkingsley @MCFC_Matt_1989 One of yours died at Munich. Wouldn’t expect you to know that though having only supported them since 2012

@UTDkingsley @MCFC_Matt_1989 At least Aguero is alive, can’t say the same for the 8 players that died in Munich ✈️

Lads got more injuries at Old Trafford than appearances 😂

@avfc_stef It absolutely is not

This is better than Rooney to van Persie btw but you might not be ready for that conversation…

@TheImmortalKop Can’t be out of somet you were never in. Mind the gap you cunts

We’re out of the title race.

@StokeyyG2 If it’s on the line it’s in the box. Literally a rule you freak

BRENTFORD PENALTY AS VAN DIJK’S CHALLENGE WAS MADE ON THE LINE.

What would it take? #UFC321

@utdjohnyy PSG telles as a wingback now 😮‍💨

Who from this XI makes our current squad?

@Da_goat_schumi 👋

🚨 If Dembele wins the Ballon d’Or today, I’ll give away 18,500 fc points to 3 random people who like and comment under this post. Must be following to enter! #GIVEAWAY #fc26

@UtdPaper_ @DiscoMirror Nuno is unemployed rn

🚨 | 𝐍𝐄𝐖: #mufc have identified five potential candidates to replace Amorim: Oliver Glasner, Gareth Southgate, Marco Silva, Andoni Iraola and Mauricio Pochettino. : @DiscoMirror

"People will never ever forget the way that you made them feel" 🎞liamhopkins #Oasis

@BSTHydePark @theroyalparks @lukecombs

Who would you like to see live at @BSTHydePark next summer? 🙌 Sign up for 2026 news now at bst-hydepark.com #BSTHydePark

@ScottGShore That’s a lie. You don’t have any pals

A pals just asked me: “Would you take any of the Man Utd players at Newcastle?” And my honest answer - none would get in our team. Thinking otherwise is delusional… HOWEVER… Yoro would be good to have on our bench

@ScottGShore Well done you V neck wearing fanny

Same formation Same players Zero clue FEAST ON THEM BURNLEY 😍

@ScottGShore @ManUtd Get ye skinny jeans on n get to tiger tiger you relic

@ManUtd Burnley win easy State of that team 😂😂😂😂😂

Ruben names his XI to face Burnley 👊

@ScottGShore Probably one of your only real followers. Get buying some likes next time

@UTDJack25 “Follows you” Fanboy