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@UTFR93

Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my c0ck.

Liverpool Katılım Mart 2011
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dave@UTFR93·
Twix's next advert boxed though.. The answer to stress.. twix it up
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Something tells me my man in the bottom left eating the twix might not be a City fan
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The 44 ⚽️@The_Forty_Four·
Brother eating a Twix is definitely not a City fan 😭😭😭
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I've just laughed me tits off for ages there reading that, I needed that laugh. Nice one mate.
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Even Hodgson had us playing better footy than that today. That was diabolical viewing. Also can we talk about this 'onside goal'. His foot is blatantly offside. Useless.
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qobwashere@qobwashere·
Is psg deffo 8th April before I book flights or could it be the 7th?
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@Jadeskm His thumb was hanging off and he was passing out 😬
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Thick as fucking mince
Jacqui Deevoy@JacquiDeevoy1

Meningitis is NOT contagious, so what’s with all the nonsense? As my friend Kat Watkins says on FB today: “Meningitis is an infection in the brain caused by toxins passing the blood brain barrier. You cannot 'catch' it, it's not contagious 🙄🙄 So all this closing of schools is just theatre. It's to scare you into making sure you jab yourselves and your kids up. How many of those who have presented with meningitis, had the covid vax? Since its a side effect? As well as a side effect of many other jabs 🤷🤷”

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@SabrinaAnnLynn You can't come to Liverpool and go for a bevvy with me though
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Charlie@charlielfc_17·
@UTFR93 I’m a scouser and I’m bladderd
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Smashed angry Turks Smashed student muppets Smashed Irish Smashed scousers This is quite the recipe in town.
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@greggislocallfc God has blessed me with a terrible gastro bug recently so I cant even bevvy but I'd fully vote for a domino's aswell
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Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼?@greggislocallfc·
@UTFR93 Gutted I’m missing it tbh. But hey I’m dat comfortably in bed watching all 3 games of football on tonight. It’s blissful. Might order a Domino’s
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@Lil_Luna_IRL Fancy a bevvy soon? Im not well atm so you'll have to wait a bit but theres a few boss pubs in Old Swan, you'd fit right in x
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Luna 🌙@Lil_Luna_IRL·
@UTFR93 idk about y'all but i felt something move down there😫
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