Uber-Abdul🤳🏾🔞🚳

@CocktailBarry Yo better still have the low cost ones I ordered 😤

Oi @UberAbdul come pick up yo order fam

@FunnyXan69 We don’t have helicopters fam (yet)

@UberAbdul No wonder its late fam

Apologies if yo are waiting on a breakfast order we’re experiencing some short delays

@CocktailBarry Join the club fam

@UberAbdul It’s a bit unfair tbh fam, i don’t live in the UK but i already hate their government 😒

@UberAbdul 👀

@calling_mars Sent yo it on bebo fam

@UberAbdul Can you fax me it please 🤔😂😂

@CocktailBarry They can stay fam

@UberAbdul And what about all them English men that have Abdul as a first or second name fam, like Abdul Steve, Liam Abdul or Abdul Oliver 👀

@calling_mars If you submit the 150 page refund form we will let you know within 700 working days

@UberAbdul It was cold and a bit mashed up when it arrived 😩 can I get a refund 🤔

@Jayjaymcmahon69 Good morning fam

@UberAbdul Morning 😂😂

@gordian_not Stop spreading lies fam there’s no money off 😤

@UberAbdul Just do your best fam. 5% off on next order?

@Raffaelecarl Yo wouldn’t be saying that if your breakfast was on board fam

@CocktailBarry We still need some Abdul’s just not as many

@UberAbdul A bit harsh fam!

@Raffaelecarl @CrimeLdn Good morning homie 🙋🏾‍♂️

Happened in Selsdon

@duncr I should be getting paid more than tube drivers fam

@UberAbdul enjoying the week long surge fam? bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@gordian_not Yeah but yo can mount a machine gun like a helicopter

@UberAbdul Miss the good old days when vans like the Transit had sliding front doors. Great in the summer and for deliveries, but no good for flinging open to catch a cyclist.

Factz

@CocktailBarry @calling_mars Holy shit I have it

@calling_mars @UberAbdul Will be a new variant mate, where everyone wobbles their head

I saw ⁦@CocktailBarry⁩ in town earlier 🦆

@frenchtaxi @AudeJavel79 As if im going to cook fam we just order uber eats

@AudeJavel79 ⤴️ when @UberAbdul cooks to invite friends at dinner 🙄😅

Petite bulle d’oxygène dans cette ambiance anxiogène 😀

@Lionsroar_79 @MadThom4PM Yo wouldn’t get that kind of dedication in a black cab fam

@MadThom4PM @UberAbdul I mean.. he's already committed, no point in turning back

FFS @UberAbdul, you proper cocked that up. 😉😂😂