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Here we go. Clubs a shambles.

End the fucking season.

May cannot come quick enough. Call the season off, we are sick and tired of whatever the fuck this even is at Stamford Bridge.

Sign Championship level players and you get Championship level performances. Weird that isn’t it? Fuck Clearlake.

This isn’t Chelsea anymore.

Spurs are actually going down 😂😂😂

Wrestling in penalty areas, clear handballs not being given, noses now being given offside.

Joao Pedro is some footballer. My word.

THATS A PENALTY?!

John Terry finally has his say on who he thinks is the GREATEST Premier League centre-back of all time… Van Dijk who? 📸: @doubletopspod

It’s genuinely so grim seeing the club you love pushing fans out of Stamford Bridge the way they are. Fuck Clearlake.

Those four dropped points against Leeds and Burnley are going to haunt us ffs.

Reason we're dropping so many points at Home is because Stamford Bridge is a graveyard. Library, worst crowd in the country, nobody supports, but all moan at the smallest things, creates a terrible atmosphere. Feeds into the Chelsea players, instead of lifting them, giving them energy, we drain it from them, make our own players nervous. Players have literally come out and said they prefer to play away, you will never hear any other teams players say this. Man City get mocked for having no fans, but they have 100x better vibe and atmosphere than we do, and that's saying something. Our stadium is packed with dinosaurs who chant we hate Tottenham at the start of games, and that's it, nothing else, then the rest is filled out by tourists who just there to record. You dare try get a chant going, and you will be looked at as if you have a mental illness, I've never seen anything like it. Every other team in English Football has something called Home Advantage, you're in a good position before you even kick off, you have 12 players against their 11. Not Chelsea, plastic crowd, no soul, no noise, no support, moaning and groaning, drain energy from the team, we have a Home Disadvantage. And that's why were close to matching the record set by a relegated Southampton for most points dropped at Home from winning positions. Yesterday is the last game I will attend for a very long time, I already haven't been going for a while, but my mates dragged me out to come with them, not doing that again. People will try comeback to this saying oh but this happens every where else too now in England, no, I promise you not to this level. Every other team at least has a section that is very loud, and will help lift the rest of the stadium around them too. Not Stamford Bridge, bit of we hate Tottenham, bit of blue is the colour, and unless it's a big game, or a comeback is on or something, the team is getting ZERO support. I remember even at Old Trafford for example, Ruben Amorim, as bad as he was, as terrible as he had the team playing, would still get loud chants for him and the team. Our fanbase has become so entitled through the Abrahmovic era, that it's almost like unless we're at the top, we won't support, that's called being plastic, fake fans, maybe those oil club glory hunters accusations are right.

Enough is enough. Same week, same shit. Bunch of children running around a football pitch with the mentality of toddlers. SIGN SOME FUCKING EXPERIENCE.

Fofana will probably get an all paid for holiday to the Maldives the weekend he’s banned. 👋

Please stop with this mentality of thinking this game is over. It’s far from it so wake up Chels.

I love Andrey Santos and Caicedo. It’s quality to watch.

JOAO PEDRO AGAIN OLE OLE 🎵

ITS HAPPENING AGAIN. ITS HAPPENING AGAINNNNNNN.