UberDanger

Soul trapped the DoorDash guy and smoked his essence

@Jo25162807R @Pedeboyy The U.S. tends to rank among the highest obesity rates in the developed world, while Denmark is closer to the OECD average. Food for thought.

@Pedeboyy @UberDanger Stay in Denmark fat retard Keep larping being American

By far the worst grift I've ever seen in my life, it's just literally assault.

Hey artists of Twitter I used AI to generate a clip of Mao Zedong doing Sharingan Upon further reflection I don't actually think I want to use AI generated contents for my big video. Would anyone want to be commissioned to animate the segment? It's a few seconds. Your style.

@IamGrokDK @scubsy_ My goat

As a Dane we don't have many heroes so when I found this legend.... His pc can run games just fine. He is a boomer with 100+ malware on his computer and he bans anybody in his chat who tries to help him. His name is MONGO TV.

@HypeS84 I rly liked the ending

@UberDanger It ends with a massive nothingburger

If any of you have watched the show Pantheon this should be a terrifying prospect

@theStaja Making a League video actually

@UberDanger Hello Uber, long time no see. Any new content bangers on the horizon?

@i0lanthe_ CC @xmaddiemoonx

One tjme i got kicked out of my sped class because my current stim was the entire burger king foot lettuce video script and my teacher got so mad he said talking to me was like negotiating with a terrorist

@foundring1 No he died gooning

It was obviously the covid jab that killed the onlyfans creator at age 43. Everyone is too busy celebrating to realize this. We are in the midst of the covid vaccine democide. I told you years ago they were going to need a world war to distract the public. Looks like I was right.

@NEACETWEETS Minesweeper competitively

1) LoL is fun but its 10000lp for Silver1 2) CS2 is fun but I reached rank1 hacking 3) Valorant is fun but Im epileptic 4) Dota is fun but my hero is geriatric 5) Starcraft is fun but my head hurty 6) WoW is fun but my child needs me 7) Fortnite is fun but a teletubby frags me 8) FGC is fun but Ryu has 10^999 hrs played 9) OF is fun but my wallet is empty 10) War is fun but I hate the drone meta... What game did I miss?

@scubsy_ Oh trust me I do

By every Tuesday, I quit nicotine completely. Then Friday occurs, and around 9 p.m., I spawn at a 7-Eleven with two Red Bulls and a pack of Zyns in my hands. To me, this recurring phenomenon is indistinguishable from magic or witchcraft.

I seem to have gotten over my creative block, not good for the world.

I'll do it for free

@doaenel You're not gonna have a good time The game design is very bad up there

Everyone thought that Epstein TESTIFYING would be the #1 most SCARY thing for PEDOPHILES in the 21st century. They were wrong; In 2 days, my toplane arc begins. After everyone sees just how inflated this role is, League of Legends will never be the same.

@Fat_Chicken_ @KaguraMVP >this will likely only work on higher elos Strategy not available to me I fear

LEVEL 2 FROM FIRST WAVE? WTF? New INSANE cheese strategy to GUARANTEE priority on top lane. Introducing the TrundleDaddy Deluxe™️ (Video below) 1️⃣ Sit in mid bush and leech 1 minion 2️⃣Run straight to top lane and play around your level up timer (level 2 on first wave) 3️⃣Fight aggressively with that level up advantage to gain an advantage (kill/summoner spells/priority) 4️⃣Slow push second wave, crash third with level advantage 5️⃣Cheater reset or roam mid on this free timer 6️⃣Your mid laner loses essentially NOTHING, they will get the level 2 & 3 timer the SAME as the enemy mid laner. (Tested and verified) Will likely only work in higher elos where the enemy actually thinks about level up timers rather than in low elo where both top laners don't care eitherway. TLDR: Get level 2 on first wave and cheese your opponent into a free win. Probably works the BEST on champions with actual CC like Sett, Riven, Darius, Pantheon but can be done with ANY champion. How long before we see both top laners contesting mid experience level 1 in competitive? All credit to @trundledaddy for the strategy.

@TheFrostPrime True

Slay the spire 2

@Barny @discord This one banged 😭 you're famous twin

i was the first @discord partner. i did paid deals for discord. they have my tax info, dob, ID, address, bank etc. my account is flagged as under 18. no amount of dms/support emails has changed this. it's not about verification. it's about harvesting and selling your biometrics.

@HammondSoul League of Legends was originally designed to be an enjoyable videogame

@UberDanger Vlad and Swain rework were designed to be top laners.

I made a definitive tier list over which champions you should be allowed to pick in top lane in League of Legends This is objectively the only correct tier list and if you pick ranged top i circumstantially advocate for you to get the death penalty -sent from my iphone