UberDanger

@scubsy_ Oh trust me I do

By every Tuesday, I quit nicotine completely. Then Friday occurs, and around 9 p.m., I spawn at a 7-Eleven with two Red Bulls and a pack of Zyns in my hands. To me, this recurring phenomenon is indistinguishable from magic or witchcraft.

I seem to have gotten over my creative block, not good for the world.

I'll do it for free

@doaenel You're not gonna have a good time The game design is very bad up there

Everyone thought that Epstein TESTIFYING would be the #1 most SCARY thing for PEDOPHILES in the 21st century. They were wrong; In 2 days, my toplane arc begins. After everyone sees just how inflated this role is, League of Legends will never be the same.

@Fat_Chicken_ @KaguraMVP >this will likely only work on higher elos Strategy not available to me I fear

LEVEL 2 FROM FIRST WAVE? WTF? New INSANE cheese strategy to GUARANTEE priority on top lane. Introducing the TrundleDaddy Deluxe™️ (Video below) 1️⃣ Sit in mid bush and leech 1 minion 2️⃣Run straight to top lane and play around your level up timer (level 2 on first wave) 3️⃣Fight aggressively with that level up advantage to gain an advantage (kill/summoner spells/priority) 4️⃣Slow push second wave, crash third with level advantage 5️⃣Cheater reset or roam mid on this free timer 6️⃣Your mid laner loses essentially NOTHING, they will get the level 2 & 3 timer the SAME as the enemy mid laner. (Tested and verified) Will likely only work in higher elos where the enemy actually thinks about level up timers rather than in low elo where both top laners don't care eitherway. TLDR: Get level 2 on first wave and cheese your opponent into a free win. Probably works the BEST on champions with actual CC like Sett, Riven, Darius, Pantheon but can be done with ANY champion. How long before we see both top laners contesting mid experience level 1 in competitive? All credit to @trundledaddy for the strategy.

@TheFrostPrime True

Slay the spire 2

@Barny @discord This one banged 😭 you're famous twin

i was the first @discord partner. i did paid deals for discord. they have my tax info, dob, ID, address, bank etc. my account is flagged as under 18. no amount of dms/support emails has changed this. it's not about verification. it's about harvesting and selling your biometrics.

@HammondSoul League of Legends was originally designed to be an enjoyable videogame

@UberDanger Vlad and Swain rework were designed to be top laners.

I made a definitive tier list over which champions you should be allowed to pick in top lane in League of Legends This is objectively the only correct tier list and if you pick ranged top i circumstantially advocate for you to get the death penalty -sent from my iphone

@PandynXx15 In here

@UberDanger tbf were do you put teemo if not top (i hate him too) |kayle is intended to be a toplaner aswell im p sure| |no yorick is BASED delete the champ i think|gnar same situation as teemo|

@nocturneMALUCO I'll allow it

@UberDanger My boy is INSANELY underrated on top lane, you can build bruiser and even tank, in both ways you solo like 90% of the matchups

@UberDanger Wheres are vayne, quinn, and teemo?

@Oscar_66_99 Nah

@UberDanger gweb is not allowed?

@blacksporee I make an exception for ad tf and ad soraka my judgement is divine

@UberDanger Why is TF allowed if he's ranged, same with Soraka?

@ServantOfTorog I forgot poppy existed my bad twin 😭😭

@UberDanger Cute hammer girl erasure

@HoesseinH True honestly

@UberDanger thanks for this but where is Kled

@Pinkwardlol Actually fair I'll revise

@UberDanger Shacos not on this list

To: ██████ █████ From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> 25. Oct. 2014, 3am Playing video game, League of Legends you heard of it?

@rasit_ekiz You do know that I originally made the Jäegerbomber and that my tweet was ironic... He knows right.. he knows about the Jäegerbomber video surely...

??? that's racist and offensive