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The Harry Potter books get their name from the main character, Harry Potter

On April Fool’s Day, people sometimes tell you lies and call them “jokes.”

You’re only getting older.

The more hair you lose, the balder you get.

Today, you’re a day older than you were yesterday.

People with peanut allergies are less likely to enjoy eating peanuts.

Thirsty? You should drink something.

Today comes before tomorrow.

The meaner the person, the less nice they are.

This is a Tweet.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Shorts are like pants, but shorter.

Parenting is not for everybody.

When someone is lying to you, they're not telling you the truth.

For every person you know, there is some last moment at which you will ever see them.

Is your room too dark? Turn some lights on, that will help make it brighter.

If you call a carrot, it won't answer.

Dirt is dirty.

Being healthy is good for your health.