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Blind people have trouble seeing.

Your parents are not virgins.

You can't read this tweet with both eyes closed.

Living people are more likely to breathe.

There's a little voice in your head reading this right now.

Deaf people have trouble hearing.

The day you were born is known as your birthday.

Asking someone for a hand does not mean you physically give them a hand.

It’s impossible to look left and right at the same exact time.

Money does not actually talk.

That part of your twitter profile where it says "followers" and then a number... That's how many followers you have on Twitter.

It gets dark when the sun goes down.

Dying is the number one cause of death.

You can't talk while inhaling through your nose.

Sometimes the sky is blue, but sometimes it isn't.

You need peanut butter and jelly to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

It's typically colder during the winter than it is during the summer.

Very true.