THE BLUE ARMY

My car was stolen and recovered by the CP crack squad IKEJA, and after I was asked to pay #400000 to the tracker agent the claimed to use, they sold my RS 350 Jeep! I have written petition to your office and till now nothing has been done,I have video prove and conversation prove as well and the police officers involved. Please share and tag until Justice ⚖️ is done. Nigeria police and extorting it's citizens. Please help and re-post 🙏 @PoliceNG

This is the picture of the police criminal gang leader who intercepted me at Ajao junction on Wednesday morning being 22nd of April, 2026 while going to work at exactly 05:55am. I saw a colleague by name Comrade chinedu . As i cleared to pick him up, they double crossed me with korope bus without reg number. They forced my colleague out of my vehicle and forcefully collected my key from me and pushed me to the back seat and three of them jumped inside my vehicle all dressed in police uniform, well armed and one on mask. They drove off and turned under NAHCO bridge and headed towards Mile 2. On getting to Cele express, they cleared before the bridge and forced me to transfer the sum of 200k into a named first Bank acct and this transfer was made at gunpoint at exactly 6 29am.Immediately they confirmed the alert, they all jumped down from my vehicle and fled into their korope and zoomed off towards Mile 2. Attached below is the receipt of transaction and the picture of their leader. I reported the incident at the police station, showing them the picture of the gang's team lead but the Nigerian police force has not been forthcoming in their investigation. ✍🏽Aare Feyisayo

@aisiodoxos_1 @ibro0606 @biolakazeem @Omojuwa You think this people have thinking brain.

@ibro0606 @biolakazeem @Omojuwa The older one should step aside for the younger one, then come back to contest after the younger one? Toor.

Atiku knows there'll be no appreciation & respect if he steps aside & support Obi.Once Obi wins,what will follow is vicious mockery & derision by Obi's supporters with the implicit support of Obi.Asking him to be "kingmaker" is extremely funny.Go & fight for the ticket.

Whatever party Obi ran to, we will pursue him there. There's no peace for the wicked and his Obidiots followers. We must end his ambition. The abuse and insults I suffered, with my account suspension in 2023 will be his nemesis this election cycle. Ìjà ṣẹṣẹ bẹrẹ ni.

@hemeverse Stop crying omo werey.

One day, tables will turn You go try rebrand but it won't work Logic will fail you then. Instead of addressing the peeps that set fire to your house, it's their tribe you're going after, no p.

@ikefort80 @__ManOfPeace__ @OtunbaBrickz Kid is even better to you, cos kids do reason most times.

@__ManOfPeace__ @OtunbaBrickz Dont mind these guys. They really think they are talking to kids

as you can read the projects are state funded projects and the FEC only grants approval for these projects so that the state government can approach lenders for funding and also permit the loans to be added to the Sovereign debt by the Debt Management Office! I just think before we get outraged we should know exactly what we are being outraged about, is there a metro line proposal from any Niger Delta state that was unapproved? Again these projects are being funded by state governments from their IGR & FAAC allocations if Niger-Delta states aren’t doing any marquee projects even after receiving FAAC+13% derivative and generating IGR the blame for that is squarely at the feet of the Niger-Delta Governors just yesterday Fubara was inspecting duplexes he was building for state commissioners and I only saw a few persons from rivers state actually holding him accountable for wasting public funds to build houses for commissioners this energy should be channeled towards that!

@Davesonude @gmltony @_Nsznn Try and clean your catarrh bro,,, we are not the cause of your father misfortune.

@gmltony @_Nsznn Typical yoruba man. Igbo people will turn their backs against a bad tribesman Hausa people will find it difficult but will do it eventually But you see those ofe mmanu people They will follow stupidity to the grave provided its their tribesperson

With everything wey dey happen for Nigeria, Asake still get mind praise Tinubu for his new album. I’m not sorry. My guys and I won’t be streaming.

@OkpankuChidi @NigeriaStories Be wise okpanku, you are too old for this foolishness.

@NigeriaStories Wike is busy defending FG and fighting his people, his state provides resources to fund massive infrastructure in other regions but can't fund metro line in Rivers. Tinubu in his wisdom thinks that approving Pseudo projects so quickly will help persuade the North to vote for him.

BREAKING: Contracts have been approved by the FEC for three major rail projects after today’s meeting. - Lagos Green Line Rail Project (Phase 1A), - Kano Metro City Rail Project - Kaduna State Light Rail Project. The projects will be financed by the Ministry of Finance Incorporated on behalf of the Federal Government of Nigeria.

My father's best friend was a man called Uncle Bayo who disappeared from our lives without explanation. I was 12 the last time I saw him. He came to our flat in Gbagada, argued with my father in the bedroom for an hour, and walked out without saying goodbye to me. My father never spoke his name again. Neither did my mother. Uncle Bayo became a silence with a shape. Twenty-six years passed. I was in Philadelphia for a conference. A networking dinner at a hotel downtown. Across the room, a man about my father's age caught my eye and held it too long. He approached me during dessert and said my surname like it was a question he already knew the answer to. We sat in the hotel lobby until 2am. He told me the story my father never did. They had started a construction company together in the early 90s. It had failed because of a contract dispute with a senator. The senator had paid only half the money and refused the rest. The debt had crushed them. Uncle Bayo had blamed my father for trusting the senator. My father had blamed Uncle Bayo for not reading the fine print. The friendship had shattered. Two men who had been closer than brothers had become strangers over something neither of them could control. Uncle Bayo had moved to America after the falling out. He had built a new life, a new business, a small contracting firm in West Philly. He had married a Ghanaian woman and had two daughters. He had never returned to Nigeria. He had never called my father. He had assumed the silence was mutual. I asked why he approached me now. He said he recognised my face because I looked like my father at 30. He said he had been waiting for decades to see that face again, to explain something that was never about betrayal. He said the argument had been about shame, not money. Both men had felt they failed each other. Neither had known how to say it. I called my father from the hotel room. It was 3am in Lagos. He answered on the second ring, voice thick with sleep and alarm. I told him who I was sitting with. The line went quiet. Then my father did something I had never heard him do. He cried. Not softly. The kind of crying that comes from a place words cannot reach. Uncle Bayo flew to Lagos 3 months later. They met at the same flat in Gbagada. They sat in the same living room where the argument had happened. They didn't re-litigate the past. They just sat together, two old men with white hair and matching hypertension medication, and let the silence heal. My father died last year. Uncle Bayo spoke at the funeral. He said the greatest thief in life is not money or failure. It is the belief that there is always more time. Call them. The debt is not theirs. It is yours.

I tweeted i read Banking and Finance, everywhere first scatter 😭 Dem go don go verify tire. 🤣 To add to the above, I have been a fellow of Nigerian Institute of Public Relations (NIPR) for over 10 years. I didn't gatecrash any opportunities, I worked & read well. 🔥🔥🇳🇬🇳🇬

@CurtisAbbi @UgwuKenechukw10 You no see the 2003-2007 corolla as well? Are they cursed with lie???

@UgwuKenechukw10 They don swear for you people 🤣🤣🤣. Away from FCMB & Globus bank, the model of Toyota Hiace in the fourth frame is around 2010 model. 1972 ko, 1805 ni

ENUGU, 1972. PHOTOGRAPHED By Ugwu Kenechukwu.

Why is it that most of all these Obidients have “s” factor, is that a sign of absent of “sense”?

@ButterBibi Blow your catarrh while at it.

Peter Obi was denied attendance to speak in more than 10 universities across the country and we are all quiet? Are we in a dictatorship rule? Every now and then this wicked president is busy traveling in and out of the country. You won’t speak to Nigerians and you won’t still allow another person to speak us? What an evil man.

Landlords in Lagos. This is for you. Treat your tenants well. I and my brother lived as a tenant in one house only before he bought his first house in the same Lagos. He was 29 years at that time. Then, people in the neighbourhood always thought the landlord was our father and the wife our mother. That was how close we were. Years ago, my brother secure a job for their first son in Lagos. Within the last 3 years, he facilitated the relocation of the other two children to the UK. Infact, he secured their COS. Today, the guy and the lady are settled in the UK. Be good to people. Good things shall follow you and your household.

For those who thought I was the only @NELFUND beneficiary in LAUTECH, I just came across this post from my reading partners two days ago. We all benefited from the scheme, and anyone in the Faculty of Engineering surely knows the four of us. Congratulations, my brothers ♥️

I’ve followed the recent online discussions regarding the @NELFUND student loan, and as someone who has lived this reality, I feel it’s important to add my voice and my results to the conversation.

My dad is the one who buys foodstuffs in the house. He buys everything in large quantities. Everything! So we've never suffered for food. The only time he eats at home is dinner. Except for weekends. One day, he said he wanted yam because he bought it in large quantity the previous month. And we told him yam is finished. He asked, "All that yams?" We answered yes. His response was, " Oga oo, I didn't even eat from it." He just went out. We felt bad when he came back carrying bag of yams, that day I realised that he doesn't even eat much from what he worked hard for. Yet he did not stop buying.

"Some minutes ago my phone beeped with a notification that looked like glitch at first: "Dear Customer, your account has been credited with N450 airtime for quality of service issues in December 2025." N450 might not seem like a lot on its own. It doesn’t exactly make up for that time my bank app wouldn't load while I was at Bokku. But when I looked into why this happened, I realized it’s actually a pretty big deal for how things work in Nigeria. Last December was rough for anyone on the network. Phones were basically bricks. We found out later that MTN dealt with a mess of issues. According to data from the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) Uptime portal, there were a total of 118 network outages across the industry in December 2025, and MTN was responsible for 64 of those cases. MTN was greatly affected. There were over 9,000 fibre cuts throughout the year from road construction and vandalism. Then you had diesel supply shortages for power and theft at over 200 base stations. It was a perfect storm that caused over 100 major outages right when everyone was trying to celebrate the holidays. This is where the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) stepped in. In a market without oversight, a company could just say "sorry, it was out of our hands" and that would be it. But the NCC, used a new system to track what was actually happening. They have this Quality of Service monitoring tool that looks at real-time data and KPIs. They didn't need us to complain; they had the receipts themselves. The NCC basically told the telcos: - You’re responsible for what happened between November and January. - You have to compensate people automatically. No forms to fill out. - We’re moving away from vague averages and looking at the actual experience of the user. Does N450 change a huge company’s behavior? When you multiply that by millions of people, it definitely does. It makes "bad service" an expensive line item on their balance sheet. We’re already seeing them move to fortify their sites and work closer with tower companies to stop these cuts from happening. They’re being forced to fix the root issues because the regulator made it too expensive to ignore them. The takeaway here is why regulators actually matter. They’re the referee. When you’re dealing with giant corporations, an individual customer doesn't have much leverage. The regulator exists to even the playing field. It’s good to see a system that actually works. The NCC tracked the failure, enforced their own rules, and made sure the consumer wasn't the one just sitting there with a dead signal and no recourse. It’s a win for transparency and a win for every Nigerian who just wants their phone to work when they need it." — Saviour Mba

OBIdients create a scenario in their head then start celebrating 😭

It's not even up to 5 years... Nigerians have started praising Buhari. What do they mean when they say the dollar was 400 before BAT, and petrol was 360? People who enjoyed forex arbitrage and benefited from the Buhari Government's interventions are already praising the administration, and most key figures in Buhari's government are now regarded as heroes in the opposition. Bros... Buhari is already receiving the accolades.