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@BigDowat Bro when u really know shank.. move carefully.. don't pick a side over a fight you don't fully understand.. life deep pass this fuuling wey u dey do .. just bcos of a link up and u doing all dis...be fr bro..

Wetin just Dey pain me na the fact say shank Dey do like mature person. Make everywhere scatter if e wan scatter

@Zamaniii0 Your own Is, you just mumu bro

Biggest cap 😂😂 Back in 2022, when I was in my second year at university, I had ₦2,700 with me and planned to manage it for three days. Later that evening, my girlfriend called and said she was broke and had nothing to eat, so I sent her the ₦2,700 I had. This girl still complained that the money wouldn’t even be enough for her meals that day 😂 Meanwhile, I was planning to survive on it for three days. I had to call home and tell them I was broke and needed money. My sister sent me ₦10,000 to manage for three days until they paid her salary. The moment the money entered my account, I removed ₦7,300 and sent it to my girlfriend, then kept ₦2,700 for myself. Mind you, if one of my guys had called me saying he was broke and needed help, I would’ve either sent him ₦1,000 out of the money or lied that I had no money on me, rather than do for him what I did for my girlfriend. Women really have it easier, walahi 😂😂

@ick_real How can I stop getting old pls... Imagine me going back to P square first album days back..

Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.

“do you smoke?” non smokers: “no” cig smokers: “yes” weed smokers: “smoke what?”

@boy_director I go Calabar I see God's will Akpabio E dash me money I go ball am for Lagos I call orezi,say I don land make we go club... Na how the money take finish bdat😭💔

What’s the craziest thing you’ve done for love?

@millydolaputhay @iamdetroitasia So romanticizing your inability to love your partner to the fullest is gonna earn you the ring? Bitch be for real .

@iamdetroitasia Earn??? Please remember that wanting marriage shouldn’t turn you into a dog working for a treat. You’re a human being, please be fr.

I be quiet when yall say don’t do wifey duties as a girlfriend 😂😂 how else you gone earn that ring ?😅

@TeniEntertainer Teni I love u but I no guide You fit date broke guy, if yes DM .. I love you

If na Adeleke you wan use woo me, Davido na my friend, and Bunmi na my besto, use another thing

@xquire147 @highchart Happy birthday lion jnr

Happy 2nd Birthday to my baby boy, my 3rd blessing. You came last but you made our family complete. Two years with you feels like the sweetest gift God saved for last. I love you so much, son. ❤️ Keep growing in wisdom, knowledge and understanding, my Lil Champ. 🎉 🎂

Something just happened to me not long ago. A kid in my neighborhood greeted me " good morning sir" I honestly didn't know when I responded with "hwfa na guy" Omo I just realised that I am growing old mahn, now I am feeling bad for myself. I thought I was gonna be young forever.

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@Esteemaca @neo_officialll 600k

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@SEADICKBUGHATY @neo_officialll 600k

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@davido Fish pepper for later

E wa woo ! look he’s on the floor 😭🥾

@boy_director @Http333k Run from BAT

Run from bandits, Run from police, Run from thugs.

@boy_director How u take sabi my quote

A hungry man can’t think beyond his stomach.

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If u in a dick eating competition and ur competitor is dj akademiks just kill yourself

@topsytpff On me Time reveals, careful what u wish for Fuck Witcha boy Today I did good Bread and butter Let it breath Idk nomore Treesh £££ Dollar sign £

Name a gunna song better than “Richard Mille plain”

@LILJEFF400 California breeze

Name a lil Baby song better than "Sum 2 Prove"

@6uff_ That inner "no be lie" Na erigga aje

Life sweet die