Uche Prosper

@yabaleftonline Cobwebs de ur brain

“I lowkey wish I was a man... Life is much easier for men cause it’s certain you have to work hard to make money, but for women, we’ve been stigmatized and there are so many rules & regulations covering us, like a woman is not supposed to dream big... ” — Phyna

@Gift_Luckson222 They didn’t give me jack

MTN just credited all their customers with airtime for service disruption. How much did they give you?

@Kecyy Involve me

I am in that enjoyment wants to kill me phase of my life.

@CspIniedu @PoliceNG Are officers in owerri aware of this?🤣🤣

Smiles. No @PoliceNG officer can do and undo now oh! Also be informed that there is no unit in the Force referred to as #newSARS. Report any misconduct to our dm please. It's the End of the Era of #Impunity

@creamlyn_ No submission be problem dont submit ma do you

See how Nigerian men are happy at the prospect of sharing bills and rent. Alpha mail na onu…. Share bills and still submit to your personal lord and husband… so cute 🌚

@Wizarab10 Jaoa pedro

Szoboslai is Liverpool’s Player of the Year. Bruno is United’s Player of the Year. Who is your Club’s Player of the Year?

@itsSh0la Was more suprised she didn’t even flinch when asher kine walked in like a young lady like that doesn’t know asher kine how possible is that lol

In a normal local restaurant, if you pick one girl there, other girls there will hype her up so much, her colleagues will become so loud instantly, you can see it in their faces, they don’t have that relationship with her because she doesn’t work there. A girl who works there, asked her parent for permission but went to Capetown to get a tattoo? Where did she get the confidence from suddenly? The way he carried her in the video, they’re used to each other; probably one of his babes or a collaboration for her own social growth. Checked her snap, her apartment is probably worth more than this eatery. Anyway, this is social media, almost everything here is fake, get used to it; don’t let anybody whine you. This is also why you don’t just throw money out to strangers anyhow. Before you do some type of crowdfunding, sending your hard earned money to these people, you have to be sure they have solid integrity. Including these NGO guys; scripted contents everywhere.

@badgalil_ Bounce asap

Men only. You: "Can I have your phone number?" Her: "Nope" What's your next move??

@General_Somto Which owerri abeg😂

“Happening Now In Owerri, Imo State; A Tornado Is Forming And Residents Are Running For Safety”. ~ Man Reports 👀

@KamcyGodwin @Adedotvn @Urfavydarkgirl Shishi we nvr see

@Adedotvn @Urfavydarkgirl Serious? U no anybody wey Dey serve there

Guys so one of my friends did relocation from Edo state to Oyo state and when she saw her letter, she got relocated to Abia🥺it wasn’t funny

20k retweets plus 1000 compliments for me under this thread and I give this random guy 1million. You can talk about how handsome rich sexy and funny I am. Bots ignored. Luis, I don’t know you - let’s see if your fellow man wants your life to change.

@Cobratate Give me 1 million then I would appreciate it

@officerTimzy You are my friend the police this side are not

Police is your friend! We dont have any permanent friend or permanent enemy, we are for everybody. We love you and there is nothing you can do about it 🧏‍♀️💕

@KhananiShingan1 Odiegwu

Woman are reciprocators. Not initiators. You lead, she follows. You put in effort, she returns it. You make her feel good, she mirrors it. That's the only way it works.

@_Sironyeka Hello

Bro to Bro: build your x account now Just say “hello” and gain 750 mutuals here.

@Blue_Footy The 2 goals westham scored came from the fact that he refused to track back. You can’t influence the play going forward you can’t also track back and do a defensive duty that’s why managers prefere neto because he’s willing to always track back

I always try to analyse and rate players fairly. I'm not perfect, so I can't be right always. But I don't analyse with emotions or bias. I never knew what you guys saw in Garnacho that you are willing to wait for. A winger without 1v1 is a red flag. It's not a matter of being young and will improve. How is he going to improve what he doesn't have? You can only clean a skill you already have. His skillset is too off for our style of football. I'm not expecting any miracle to happen.

@_raesparkles If I park in front of your shop you can’t sha chase me out of there especially if its a main road because you didn’t pay for the front of your shop

Dear Nigerians, someone parking a car in front of your shop or standing in front of it is not the reason you’re not making sales

@MrMekzy_ Banana

Hypothetically speaking, you’re stuck on an island and you are to pick just one fruit to survive on, what will it be?

@Atobajeundavid Dey play,

If you won’t be driving the truck yourself, Don’t buy it. It’s a total waste of investment.

@tessysmitha Na mumu go go marry first daughter way everybody dy struggle nh you wan use ur reggae spoil my blues

As the first daughter from a struggling background, you have no business marrying for love .