Uiabird

Thank god Crunchyroll is going out sad and shit, I can’t stand none of them motherfuckers there. Fuck everyone except the janitors at that whole fuckin company. Fuck ya social media team, the CEO, everyone except the cleaning crew… Ya bitch ass motherfuckers.

Worst thing my dumb ass ever tried to do was learn how to draw, that was some bullshit. I’d have been better off smoking crack

TikTok needs to stop showing me ads of these anime figurines that people buy just so they can bust a nut on them.

Me: A stupid fool who in his teens studied drum techniques a bunch Also me: Forgetting a gravity blast exist while listening to tech death metal.

120 mph comebacker blow through the webbing please it would be so funny

This stupid ass account that followed me was a spam account, the fuck.

Shut the fuck up

I’d block a bitch on the Jude Bellingham app

fucked up in the crib hittin the strut into the kitchen cause this deep dish pizza smell good as fuck

Damn, I want some miss vickies dill pickle chips

If you record a video and decide to record that in HDR, you need to be arrested and put on trial for crimes against humanity. You are running a death camp by frying people’s eyeballs

Whoever came up with HDR videos needs to be killed with a shot to the back of the head. Fuck that shit, why is the shit so fucking bright. Motherfuckers just came up with the “Fuck your eyeballs and die bitch.” video quality.

when ur ugly but ur awesome

Borzoi playing the guitar (bro thinks he looks sooooo cool)

I love drinking chasers. Just drinking a bunch of chasers all night. Diet coke

I JUST CUT OFF MY PENIS OFF

Damn a PS5 emulator

The Rock did not suffer from having to get breast reduction surgery to have his nips edited out of live action Moana.