Blombird

"What if the files all opened? What if the guest lists got printed with less ink"? 🏝️🗃️🗃️ Blombird's 'Trump Bonaparte' is the satirical banger we didn't know we needed: oil rigs, regimes, Epstein vibes, Andrew, and a Trump-Napoleon mashup that hits different in 2026. Drop a 🔥 if you're here for the roast Drop a 🫂 if this track is your new anthem #TrumpBonaparte #Blombird #EpsteinFiles #PoliticalSatire #Resist #BlueToTheCore #indieartist open.spotify.com/album/6ybd3NME… Ode to #blue"figthers like @Sinfulskin2 @DemDeanna

@krassenstein No president has had to take a brain test three times, before now. add up

BREAKING: At his cabinet meeting, Trump just bragged about how hard the mathematical equations of his cognitive test that he passed were. FACT: The hardest mathematical equation on such a test is referred to as the “Serial 7s” Test: You start at 100 and keep subtracting 7, out loud: 100 → 93 → 86 → 79 → 72 → 65 → 58 → This is literally what he’s bragging about. My seven-year-old could do this.

@HQNewsNow and the "grandchildren" sit around and patiently watch as "grandpa" tells the same silly story for the 20th time

Trump: I don't want a stupid person being president, you know, I'll say it right now. I'm the only president that ever took a cognitive test. I took it 3 times. It's actually a very hard test for a lot of people. It wasn't hard for me

the oil is mine!! #thestrait of #Hormuz #blue #PoliticalNews youtu.be/MtuOoP_H3mw?si…

הגעתי היום לזירות בערד ובדימונה – את מה שנפגע אנחנו נשקם ונבנה ובגדול. אני מבקש מכם, אחיי ואחיותיי, אזרחי ישראל: הישמעו להנחיות פיקוד העורף והיכנסו למרחבים המוגנים בעת ההתרעה. בעזרת השם, נשמור כולנו על נפשותינו. צילום: אבי אוחיון, לע״מ

Trump arrives at his West Palm Beach golf club as Iranian missiles targeted Israel moments ago.

זהו ערב קשה מאוד במערכה על עתידנו. לפני זמן קצר שוחחתי עם ראש עיריית ערד, יאיר מעיין, וביקשתי למסור בשם כל אזרחי ישראל את תפילותינו לשלום הפצועים. הנחתי את מנכ"לית משרדי להגיש את מלוא הסיוע הנדרש יחד עם כל משרדי הממשלה. אני מחזק את כוחות החירום וההצלה שפועלים כעת בשטח ואני קורא לכולם להישמע להנחיות פיקוד העורף. אנחנו נחושים להמשיך להכות באויבינו בכל החזיתות.

@jeremyknauff @xevekiah here is a good textbook example of mysogyny

@xevekiah No such thing. It’s made up nonsense by hypochondriacs.

what’s a clear example of medical misogyny you’ve witnessed or experienced?

@TheRickWilson @realDonaldTrump You know you did something right when Trump dances on your grave. <3 RIP Robert <3

Please don’t send this to @realdonaldtrump or his family members. It would be wrong to remind everyone he was a 5-time draft dodger and a coward.

Rip Robert Muller <3 <3 You know you did something right when Trump dances on your grave.

@RpsAgainstTrump the short answer is: HEll NO!

Is Donald Trump okay

@MlleMalin PÅ en annen side, når menn uttrykker noe, er det det de sier som gjelder. Det er sjelden noe mer bak. (Han ville altså hatet å være royal, og det var ikke noe i nærheten av det luksuslivet han hadde forestilt seg).

@MlleMalin men egentlig ikke, å være en del av kongefamilien er kanskje ikke det som står øverst på bucketlista.

Det er så mye vi ikke vet om Mette-Marit. Hva er det Epstein og Boris diskuterer her som er mye verre enn de trodde allerede i 2011?

@krassenstein The day after...

WOW! Trump can barely get off the plane. The Iran war stress is aging him rapidly.

@trafikkfrue det er langt lettere å kreve moralsk ærbarhet av enkeltpersoner enn å røske opp i de dysfunksjonelle strukturene man selv er en del av.

Hvorfor ikke rette fokus på Celine Midelfart? Hun har jo gått under pressen sin radar hele tiden. Hun var jo med på mange reiser og var rådgiver for Epstein. Jeg synes vi skal la Mette Msrit være. Hun er bare lynavleder for veeeeldig mange.

@jabbidabbadoo Ikke i nærheten av denne kopien

Hvor gørrlei er du av dette teatralske falske fjolset?

Det er vel ikke noe mer folkelig, enn å ha hatt en relasjon til en overgriper? #HKHMetteMarit #Dobbeltmoral #enavfolket