Kate Ullman Shade

Well, looks like Matilda Jones, aged 7, is the new ruler of Great Britain sorry I don't make the rules

not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time

@RJmdphilly This feels like a weird essay prompt on a standardized test and I’m scrambling to think of an example that makes sense as an answer.

Ever do something that you know is the right thing but you can’t share because then everyone might want to do it and the world isn’t build for the right thing to happen too consistently?

Was anyone else super confused for years about righty tighty lefty loosie because like: it’s a circle, so sure, the top is going right but the bottom is going left? Or is that just me.

@mckinneykelsey other questions I can’t answer: did the squirrel hat smell?? Did it had the head(s)? What style of squirrel hat are we talking about here and how was it so obviously squirrel and not another species?

@mckinneykelsey how many dead squirrels make a hat, you wonder? I took one for the team and googled this. It was gross. Conservatively, five. FIVE. Maybe 4 for a preschooler?

@mckinneykelsey I am obsessed with the squirrel hat. I have questions. Some I answered myself. You specified “home made.” Are there store made ones? Answer: not really. I found a single used one for $33. Plus side?: described as “excellent.”

@LaurenceMcCan14 @MaintenancePod In 2001 I lived with young adult siblings in Antananarivo, Madagascar. One sister was upset that she had gained weight since moving to the city and she drank leek water daily straight from the fridge. It looked and smelled. She told me it worked by “decalcifying the body.”

@yourewrongabout @Remember_Sarah I tried to listen to today’s NYT’s The Daily and each time it looked like the daily was playing but what actually played was the third Go Ask Alice episode (which I knew and love) and I sincerely hope this happened to all of the daily’s listeners

@lolacoaster I lost my boy in December and feel this so much. I’m so sorry.

Man, she was so cute

@EpiEllie Had it at age 3, 1983, spent a week watching fraggle rock on the pullout sofa and taking oatmeal baths. 1/10: do not recommend (despite fraggle rock binge). My kids are vaccinated.

Did you have chickenpox as a child? Was it fun or were you miserable? Did you have to miss a week or more of school? Did it spread like wildfire among your siblings & friends? Would you want to watch your child go through that? Did you get them vaccinated so they don’t have to?

@carlisegal Wonder why this is not taught in high school alongside abstinence as one of the only 100% effective methods of birth control?

@callie_mt Please appoint your child to the hiring committee for your division, to interview candidates about relevant experience.

@RJmdphilly @CalBear5 @chaines1 @gretchendiemer @HarropCatriona @GenoMerli @DrGregoryKane @TJUHospital @RichWebsterTJUH @DrTrishHenwood @jlynnwhite4 Love it. Congratulations. Also: you look EXACTLY like your mom here. Like: I had to zoom in to be sure.

Taking a brief break from doom scrolling to celebrate our receipt of the Faculty Team Achievement Award last night for the affectionately named Hospital Med Covid Jedi team. I will remember my work with you all for the rest of my life. 1/3

@RJmdphilly Yes!

@UllmanKate Do you want to really? Let’s connect off twitter ;) we’ll have people there all summer

It’s gonna be a good summer

who's gonna tell them

@TheOnion This is truly repugnant. Grieving families experience this phenomenon precisely, and it is profoundly un-funny.

Couple Unable To Watch Single Episode Of ‘Daniel Tiger’ Since Son Died bit.ly/3vCtZE4

@hergie409 @rkh_md The same drug that makes grownups drool while working and think it’s normal?

@rkh_md In all seriousness, what fucking drug do people take that makes them think they know other peoples jobs better than the professionals doing them

I hate it when I accidentally drool into the field….

The Role of Physical Fitness in Lifelong Wellbeing secured.societyhq.com/bch/2022/progr… #2022BCH Listening to Naomi Gauthier's amazing talk! Relevant for anyone with congenital heart disease.