Surgeon

I made this with my own two antlers @doctharlow do you like it? 😁

can we keep the interns outta room 8 bro EVERYTIME THEY COME IN ROOM 8 SOMEONE DIES @intern_28736769 this is somehow your fault

@doctharlow I FORGOT TO TURN OFF NOTIFICATIONS

@Ulti_Surgeon WHY ARE YOU ON YOUR PHONE

Owwwwwwww my head hurts @Ulti_Surgeon MASSAGE ME

@HOSPINTERN__ @AccountingRon get on the surgery table boi 😭😭✅️✅️✅️

@AccountingRon come to the check in window

Throat? Sore. Head? Ache. Papers? Filed. Thirst? Y. Stomach? Ache. I'm ready to go to the hospital.

@ratthewing I thought it was a strawberry themed website

what is a straw page and why does a page have a straw

@doctharlow 🥺

// this is what my Harlow thinks of everyone else 🫡 — PS: more closer dynamic posts w surgeon will usually be with @Ulti_Surgeon cause I’m familiar w them

no you cannot substitute antibiotics with coffee

@AccountingRon @HOSPINTERN__ BRUHHHH

@HOSPINTERN__ @Ulti_Surgeon I wonder who asked...

one of my patients came in today and asked for 😭😭 3 😭😭😭 fucking 😭😭😭 transplant 😭😭😭

@ratthewing ?????

tung tung... tung... sahur

@headnursemeow BRO.

@Ulti_Surgeon LET THEM FLATLINE ITS NOT LIKE PATIENTS DONT DIE EVERY DAY

on GOD if the interns keep taking the scalpel from room 8 I'm gonna genuinely kill a patient BEACUASE I DONT HAVE A SCALPEL

@doctharlow hiiiii!!!!

Hi @Ulti_Surgeon

@headnursemeow IM BUSY TRYNA OPERATE ON A PATIENT

@Ulti_Surgeon TELL THE FUCKING INTERNS THAT

@headnursemeow FUCK BARNEY BRO I NEED A SCALPEL

@Ulti_Surgeon they keep giving them to barney...

@Gunshotcat please don't touch my equipment 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 my shit keeps going missing 😢😢😢😢

Tsk, what an abundance of tools. Certainly not *all* must be used, right? I’m sure I can take shortcuts here and there.

@AccountingRon @AnimalSecurity1 I'll tape it back together don't worry 😁

@Ulti_Surgeon @AnimalSecurity1 My appendix burst four hours ago.

@AnimalSecurity1 @AccountingRon ayo mb I was watching YouTube shorts OMW now

@AnimalSecurity1 @AccountingRon :(

@Ulti_Surgeon @AccountingRon YOU IDIOT

@Sn0w_onMts1lver @doctharlow THANK YOU finally

@Ulti_Surgeon @doctharlow This Is Beautiful

I made this with my own two antlers @doctharlow do you like it? 😁

@HOSPINTERN__ it's beautiful bro :(