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BALENCIAGA GETS A MASSIVE D ON WORLD CHAMPION KHALIF EL-SALAAM (he was going about 1%)

SMAUG DEFENDS UCLA FROM THE SDSU X “FEDS” (WHO ARE NOT VERY “POPULAR” IN THIS COUNTRY RIGHT NOW!! ICE GIVES THE VERY KIND SDSU FEDERALES A VERY “BAD NAME,” #NOKINGS). FINAL SCORE 13-3 AFTER BEING DOWN 3-2 (11-0 “RUN”). THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER — LZA

@MateoNacusi thank you for the commentary mr president

@UltimateSmoke Slander names are getting out of control

congrats oil baron rigged-side for winning hammer harvest, thanks everyone for coming out

everybody wanna talk about fantasy football but what about fantasy frisbee?

our boys are all grown up 🥺

asian guy threw me a high release backhand at pickup today and now im missing grav

get yourself a man who holds you the way ra holds brightside

@techron26 no gatekeeping on the coffee thank god 🙏

@UltimateSmoke how bout the coffee machine?

nothing says “unpaid intern” like finding out your badge cant even access the printer

VOTE VOTE VOTE❗❗❗

@JackoEk11 @AshtonTheGoatJ Could only be keyes

@AshtonTheGoatJ Chip or Keyes

Just got a call from a person in SmaugSmoke 5 min ago asking “When are you going to Alumni day”

Smoke injury report: Chip - intense knee pain Drago - calf Membrane - knee pain Oz - illness

Drago signing off, cya in two weeks 🫡

Ooze turns, Kaboom saucy backhand to a wide open Mr.Information. Smoke wins 15-7. WE ARE ON TO D-1 REGIONALS

Drago commentating, OOZE vs Smoke 2-1 smoke, Herobrine huck to Arcanine