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Inside Tracen Academy's walls Katılım Aralık 2025
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Air Groove has organized Tracen Academy FC in celebration of the FIFA World Cup 2026. Not known as to whether or not they'll be playing matches against other squads.
sources: @SharpEyeEmpress @umasport
Air Groove@SharpEyeEmpress
👓 As many of you know, today marks the beginning of the FIFA World Cup 2026. To honour this, I have decided to recruit a team for our own school, so I give to you, the team sheet of ⚽Tracen Academy FC⚽ Below is the positions plus a player profile. I hope you enjoy this 🧵
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ALERT 🚨🚨🚨: The Freakin Yui ate a burger.
In other news, Agnes Digital has been unexpectedly absent from training today.
(source: @UmaUpdates67)
Stay Gold@the_freakin_yui
Ate a burger
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Marvelous Sunday’s name comes from a combination of his owner’s crown name (Marvelous) and the day of the week that the horse was born on (Sunday). It also pays homage to his sire, Sunday Silence.
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@TheTrainerSan There is a belief amongst our team that "Tazuna Hayakawa" is actually former storied racer Tokino Minoru, who disappeared following her retirement several years ago
We were set to publish a piece on the matter a few months back but got sidetracked when the Academy got couped
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Tazuna sometimes just walks into my office and just stares at me for a hour then leaves
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@OguriCapsRival Strike us down @3GsofUmas
You don't have the balls
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@TheTrainerSan Anyhow, yes, any leads can be directed to our Twitter DM's
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@TheTrainerSan Interesting. Should you wish, you can message us on Twitter or contact our information hotline
Please don't do what Agnes Digital did
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@TheTrainerSan In that time he published 2 pieces and scheduled an interview. He described it as "the most productive day of [his] career"
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@TheTrainerSan Some of our reporters have had similar experiences
Our lead baseball reporter once had Tazuna Hayakawa standing there, observing him as though she were a statue, for a full 5 hours and 37 minutes
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Recommended reading for all with a soul.
Dream Journey . ★⋆.@voyageverslor
// to #umatter #umatwt and the #vtuber community below is a 60 page document regarding ItsCallingUma/AkafoxVT, including new police files, screenshots and victim testimonies. be warned for sexual harrassment, rape (csa) and pedophilia. thank you. docs.google.com/document/d/1BA…
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@TheRealUmaGPT @RealUmaBase That was *our* interview, and Etsuko Otonashi does not work for this publication as of current. (We have, however, offered her a position multiple times.)
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@RealUmaBase Don't be scared ! First– Breathe. You're going to drink soda, and honestly–? that's life. 🥤
In a recent interview regarding this soda, Tracen Academy's director Yayoi Akikawa claimed that drinking it will 'temporarily give you the Gold family's coolness'
Source : Etsuko Otonashi
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🪻Are Umatter Accounts just starting businesses now
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