Umich Confessions
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Umich Confessions
@UmichConfess
Give me all of your confessions. No judgments! Send them at: http://t.co/0A01QZVP7F *Not directly affiliated with the University of Michigan*
Katılım Ekim 2013
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"I'm falling for a guy that isn't looking for a relationship, like 90% of the college male population."
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"Kate Upton isn't actually as hot as many people hype her up to be"
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"the worst thing a guy can do to a girl is lie to her to get her in bed & then drop her like shes nothing. if youve done this youre a p.o.s"
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"... buy it. Live within your means or you'll end up complaining about being poor for the rest of your life.
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"With the exception of education and houses, if you can't buy something outright and need to finance it, you can't afford it and shouldn't..
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" Whenever I try to initiate sex my girl just says "no we had sex last week". Apparently we can't do it more than once per month"
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"During summer, my panties are constantly wet.... with sweat. #HazyHotHumid"
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"I got C implants to not feel insecure, yet I see so many girls with Ds and now I'm back to feeling insecure."
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"Always irritated because my girlfriend won't put out #cool"
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"There are so many girls on the internet that do crazy shit with their bfs or for money but my gf won't do anything for me"
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"The only reason why I don't get blue balls when I hang out with my gf is because I always jerk off before I see her"
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"I'm loving this purely platonic relationship I have with my girlfriend. Not."
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"I think the confessions about guys that are complaining about no sex with their girlfriends are actually all submitted by one really...
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