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Umid KD

@UmidKD

Writer turned Data Engineer. These days, I mostly talk nonsense about things I pretend to know.

Katılım Ağustos 2025
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Umid KD@UmidKD·
@NnPnemck Bro coulda been the greatest and most beloved standup comedian of all time.
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No one is ever going to believe us when we try to explain President Trump to future generations 😂🤣
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The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX·
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Joan Laporta starts crying after getting asked about Johan Cruyff who passed away 10 years ago today: "Johan Cruyff was much more than a footballer. We think about him every day, and we still talk with him every day."
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Umid KD@UmidKD·
I'm a Real Madrid fan and I have a complete opposite opinion to what you have here. I think Valverde was influenced by his dislike towards Bina. If it was another player, I don't think he would have behaved like this, or he would have tried to tackle him like this. It seems as though when they hate Baena on a cellular atomic level and that just seeing him makes his body react in a way where his mind has no control anymore.
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La Liga & Beyond@laligaandbeyond·
My personal belief is the past history between Valverde and Baena has influenced the referees decision for that to be a red. When I first saw the tackle I thought that's because of what happened in 2023 when Valverde was alleged to have punched Baena in the Bernabeu car park. Watching it back I don't think it was as bad as it looked on first glance but I can see why the referee given the history was quick to show a red. Ultimately referees are humans and swayed by what we think we know
Real Madrid C.F.@realmadrid

⏱️ 77' | 3-2 | Roja directa para Valverde.

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Umid KD@UmidKD·
@Nexus_B7 @WaraqKhafi Yeah. Don't get me wrong, he is great, but he is not as consistent as one would expect from a player of his calibre.
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Umid KD@UmidKD·
@arash_tehran If Pahlavi was even 10% competent, he would already have been in power.
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Arash Azizi آرش عزیزی
This was the most predictable thing, of course. Anybody who has ever met Pahlavi knows he is the last person someone like Trump or his team could like to work with. They like 'Tough men' who already have power. He is a suburban dad who sounds like an accountant and has galvanized very little material power
Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump

Trump and his aides reportedly began referring to Reza Pahlavi, the son of Iran’s last Shah, as the “loser prince.” — The New Yorker

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Umid KD@UmidKD·
Thiago Pitarch is probably the worst academy player I have ever seen play for the first team.
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🎱@FCB_Wyzz·
How's this Valverde dood this fast while pushing 30? Surely it has something to do with 💉💉 no?
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Umid KD@UmidKD·
My God Fede on the right win is Balon d'Or level.
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Umid KD@UmidKD·
@jaraaxz This guy truly, really, hates the beautiful game. Lowkey one of the worst things to have happened to football.
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Pep's reaction has killed me man😭😭
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Umid KD@UmidKD·
@Indian_Bronson Interesting as it may be, I am not sure if solving a problem by creating another problem is a great idea, tbh.
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ib@Indian_Bronson·
Here’s a possible solution to the problem, though I hate to say it: The Chinese put a garrison of troops in Iran to act as inspectors and guarantors of civil nuclear development and forbidding nuclear weapon proliferation, while also escorting ships in both Hormuz and the Red Sea to ensure no one is attacked by either the US or Iranians or Houthis. The conflict is simply ended, as the US cannot escalate against the Chinese even on Israel’s behalf, and Iran cannot suffer eliminating the Chinese as an ally by misbehaving either. China gets a base and a port in Iran and becomes the new holder of the mantle of global shipping lanes, and they act as the adult in the room henceforth in this part of the world.
Shelby Talcott@ShelbyTalcott

Trump threatens to “hit and obliterate” Iran’s power plants if the Strait of Hormuz isn’t “fully open” within 48 hours:

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Umid KD@UmidKD·
All of us are aggregated systems. When we think of entities, we need to try and think about them as systems. Putting that framework in place, Iran, Israel and US' actions become clearer. People might label Iran as a country run by religious lunatics but that's just too one dimensional. They have highly educated people with incredible agency, which has made them a regional power despite years of crippling sanctions. It's clear as day now that they had been purposely holding back all these years and are really capable of a war of attrition should the need arise. If the regime goes down, they will ensure they sink as many as they can (this can honestly be said about most great powers). Israel, meanwhile, are technologically the most superior player in the region. Their system is to eradicate any entity that they deem a threat to their existence. As much as I want to say this is Netanyahu's war, I can't because I genuinely think he, like his former adversary Ali Khamenei, is a moderate among his own people. Long story short, this war between Israel and Iran was bound to happen, regardless of whether it was done now by Netanyahu or someone much more radical in the future (leading to greater scale of catastrophe). Israel deems Iran its mortal enemy. Their system deems Iran's system be shut off or reprogrammed to be less hostile, and herein lies the dilemma for them. If Israel ends up indiscriminately attacking Iran, including much of its civilian hotspots, they will completely lose the goodwill--and the passive legitimacy that comes with it--of the Anti-Regime Iranians. If they don't do that, then toppling the regime becomes as hard as scaling the K2 summit. The Iranian leadership, meanwhile, doesn't have that hindrance and have shown today that they are willing to go all the way should the need arise. Notice that I haven't spoken about the US yet. The US system doesn't really have an ideology here, except that they want to be able to enrich themselves more by the end of this. If the war goes on for too long, however, their might not succeed in that. Trump has already openly let out that he has made US involve for Israel, his base is not really happy and midterms look almost certainly lost. His positioning suggests that he wants to declare victory (even if there's none), call for an end to this and move on to destabilize something else. I do not think he has the appetite or the desire to prolong the war, unlike the other two parties involved. Therefore, I expect the US to signal for the end of this war at some point in the next 2 weeks, but whether Israel and Iran will adhere to that will be a separate discussion. I personally think both US and Israel are unlikely to achieve their strategic goals from this war and that Iran will come out looking better than their rivals.
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Umid KD@UmidKD·
I honestly don't think anything I say will change your mind, so I will leave you with one thing: If the director wanted to show Cole stopping Daemon, he would have shot Daemon moving first and then focused on Cole moving as a reaction, not the other way round. This is really Directing 101. Have a good evening/night/morning.
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Sofia@SofiaSmileey·
@UmidKD Also Harold yells back because Criston hoing for Daemon a part of the royal family is also not good. The person is just showing a picture claiming something that is absolutely not shown and you believe it
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Umid KD@UmidKD·
I apologise for being mean. I realise I wouldn't have behaved like this in person, so I should hold the same standard online. So, I am sorry. Re: the topic, you clearly are misunderstanding and I am a bit baffled that despite being given evidence in video, frame by frame, you seem to not correct your position. Also, trying to get at someone for paying for a service is a bit weird. I am sure you pay for a lot of services yourself, so it would be absurd if someone sees that lowly.
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Sofia@SofiaSmileey·
@UmidKD You would know as you‘re its founder I assume. Also trying to criticize my comeback as if your come back was just calling me stupid. At worst I may misunderstood a scene (I don‘t think I did though) at your worst you‘re so starved for attention you‘re literally paying for it
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Umid KD@UmidKD·
@SofiaSmileey What a comeback! Added bonus from Stupidville LLC for you!
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Sofia@SofiaSmileey·
@UmidKD Says the person paying money for a blue check mark
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Umid KD@UmidKD·
Hi @Kimi_Moonshot! After mailing several times and still not getting a solution, I have decided to reach out here. I do not have a subscription with you. I used the trial for a week and was done. But despite that, payment attempts are being made on my card DAILY. There is not even a unsub option on my profile anymore. I even tried deleting my account completely and it was still attempting charges on my card. I feel like this is a serious breach of trust and I can't in good conscience recommend anyone to use Kimi, even if it might be a great model.
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