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Liz Smith

@UmmLaura

Retired IT consultant and ex Royal Signals DTG. Fan of Duolingo and fused glass.

Yorkshire and The Humber, England Katılım Şubat 2011
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Liz Smith
Liz Smith@UmmLaura·
@BhattiLaib9960 When is the wedding? Do you have time to diet? Failing that get another dress or a massive bouquet.
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Maria Rose ❤️@BhattiLaib9960·
Dress anxiety is officially kicking in and now I’m spiraling over my stomach 😅 I’ve always been lucky enough to have a pretty flat stomach, so seeing this photo completely threw me off. I was showing my dress and accessories to my sister over Christmas and didn’t think much about it at the time… until I looked back at the pictures later. Now all I can focus on is the little tummy area. I know the veil needs steaming, that part’s easy. But the dress itself? I’m suddenly questioning everything. This dress came from a consignment shop, and it’s a size 6. Realistically, if I had ordered new, I probably would’ve picked an 8 — but I loved the dress so much that I convinced myself I could make it work with alterations and the right undergarments. Now I’m stuck wondering if I’m overreacting or if the fit really is off. Be honest — does this sound like something shapewear and alterations can fix, or am I trying too hard to make the wrong size work?
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Liz Smith
Liz Smith@UmmLaura·
@ARamblingRoyal It really doesn’t matter what HM the King does or says. The Great British public will give her the welcome she deserves.
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Deanna@ARamblingRoyal·
Why would anyone judge Megs? 😂🤣😂 Prince Harry has a few demands ahead of his trip to the U.K. He says, “ All he is asking is that she is treated with basic respect. “ He also doesn’t want her to be judged.
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Liz Smith
Liz Smith@UmmLaura·
@OliLondonTV It doesn’t bother me that she is half dressed. She obviously has no boobs to expose. What bothers me is the fact that this is a really ugly dress! As a designer she could do better!
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Oli London
Oli London@OliLondonTV·
76 year old fashion designer Vera Wang shows off her body in revealing dress at the Met Gala.
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Liz Smith@UmmLaura·
@EstieMaddie Just wait till he goes to school and the kid on the next table passes on measles !
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Maddie Evans
Maddie Evans@EstieMaddie·
👶 MEET MY GRANDSON.. 🤯 THIS IS WHAT AN UNVACCINATED 6.5 MONTH OLD FED ENTIRELY ON BREASTMILK (just started tasting foods) LOOKS LIKE!! 🛑 Stop listening to “doctors” and “science” and trust GOD. BTW… not even ONE sniffle or cold.
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Liz Smith@UmmLaura·
@LongTimeHistory Scum! She doesn’t understand the irony of the situation. Her forefathers probably came from Europe.
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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻
LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻@LongTimeHistory·
MAGA mama threatens to call ICE—on people speaking Spanish while fishing. "You go back to your country you illegal immigrants!" she yells. "I can't wait until Trump deports you!" "You're just a nasty old bitch who's sucking from my system," screams attacking an elderly woman. "You've never paid one dime in taxes here, did you?" "Go home—leave my country!" Incident occurred on the Riviera Beach side of Singer Island in Palm Beach County, Florida.
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Gail Pica@Glitzynana1·
@MbarkCherguia The only people horrified by this is are the type of people who let their children act as though they were being raised by wolves.
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Liz Smith@UmmLaura·
@Sxnt1_Sxndxval She has the right to have a personal savings fund but she should pay her half of household expenses
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Andres Sandoval
Andres Sandoval@Sxnt1_Sxndxval·
Acabo de cancelar mi boda, a solo dos semanas del evento, porque revisé el celular de mi prometida y descubrí que tiene una cuenta de ahorros secreta con más de $50,000 USD de la que nunca me habló. Llevamos tres años viviendo juntos y durante todo ese tiempo yo he pagado el 80% de los gastos, incluyendo la renta, las cenas y hasta sus vacaciones, bajo la premisa de que ella "apenas llegaba a fin de mes" con su sueldo. Incluso me endeudé con un préstamo personal para pagar la mitad de la fiesta de la boda que ella tanto quería, mientras ella decía que no podía aportar más porque estaba "en cero". Cuando la confronté, no me pidió perdón; me gritó que yo era un acosador por invadir su privacidad y que ese dinero es su "fondo de emergencia por si las cosas salen mal", algo que su madre le aconsejó tener siempre en secreto. Mis amigos dicen que exageré, que al final es su dinero y que no hubo una infidelidad física, así que no debería tirar tres años a la basura. Yo siento que viví con una estafadora que me dejó cargar con todo el peso financiero mientras ella acumulaba una fortuna a mis espaldas. Ella dice que si la amara, su cuenta bancaria no me importaría. Yo digo que la confianza se rompió para siempre. ¿Ustedes qué harían? ¿Es válido tener secretos financieros así en una relación o es una traición total? Los leo.
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Isaac
Isaac@isaacrrr7·
¡Así murió el millonario Ernie Dosio, brutalmente aplastado por una manada de cinco elefantes enfurecidos junto a su cría! Mientras cazaba antílopes, los gigantes se sintieron amenazados y, en una estampida de furia salvaje, lo pisotearon sin misericordia hasta dejarlo destrozado bajo sus toneladas de músculo y rabia. Un final tan cruel como inesperado para un hombre que lo tenía todo. @Jhonffonseca
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Liz Smith@UmmLaura·
@daykv369 So sorry for you and your dad. Girls can be nasty
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Keith Edwards@keithedwards·
What’s wrong with the president
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Liz Smith@UmmLaura·
@rawsalerts Send Donald to fix it. He’ll be finished by Tuesday.
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R A W S A L E R T S@rawsalerts·
🚨#BREAKING: A mass casualty incident has been declared in and around Vance Air Force Base, extending toward Enid Oklahoma Woodring Regional Airport, following an extremely large and powerful tornado that moved through the area under a Tornado Emergency. Officials report widespread, catastrophic damage, with numerous homes destroyed or heavily damaged, and vehicles either severely damaged or completely swept away. This is an extremely serious and rapidly developing situation. The number of injuries is not known at this time as search and rescue operations continue across the impacted area.
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Candice Holmes
Candice Holmes@hol40900·
Happy birthday, Louis. Your party costs more than 10,000 food bank parcels. 4.5 million UK kids go to bed hungry – but at least the palace got a £138m grant. #AbolishTheMonarchy
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Liz Smith@UmmLaura·
@80s_Kidz I don’t know what it is but you can’t beat a strawberry Mivvie!
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80s Kidz@80s_Kidz·
Remember this lolly? Who can remember the name of it?
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Liz Smith@UmmLaura·
@GrahamSmith_ I don’t see what the problem is? Loads of folks post photos of their kids. What about the dreaded first day of school photos people like to post?
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Liz Smith@UmmLaura·
@bornfirstkindly I make cremation mementoes using glass. Do you think anyone would want one with the remains of my cat?
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Liz Smith@UmmLaura·
@MeghansMole I don’t know why she is all smiles and he always looks so miserable.
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MeghansMole©️@MeghansMole·
Who the FUCK started the stupid rumour about Harry & Meghan making $10M off their trip to Australia?! This is on the same level as them claiming they got $100M from Netflix NEVER HAPPENED AND WONT HAPPEN
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British Intel@TheBritishIntel·
"Influencer" RielleUK has been arrested after ploughing her car into three innocent people on Argyll Street in central London. This happened in the early hours this morning. A woman in her 30s is now in a critical condition in hospital. A man in his 50s - who was simply a bystander - suffered life-changing injuries. A third woman in her 30s was treated for minor injuries. She has been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder, GBH, dangerous driving and drink driving. This is the madness our streets have descended into.
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British Intel@TheBritishIntel

Horrific scenes in London. A 29-year-old woman deliberately drove her car straight into a busy pedestrian area. Three people were hurt - one of them suffering life-changing injuries. She has now been charged with attempted murder. This kind of random violence on our streets is becoming far too common.

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Liz Smith
Liz Smith@UmmLaura·
@Eman_8282 If everyone cleaned up after themselves wouldn’t these places be much nicer? I don’t go to these places anymore but when I did I always cleaned up after myself.
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Jessica ❤️
Jessica ❤️@Eman_8282·
Got into it with a stranger at a mcdonald’s today and now I’m sitting here wondering if I’m the one in the wrong.We finished eating and left our table how it normally looks, tray, wrappers, nothing crazy. As we’re walking out, this older guy stops us and starts going off about how we’re “disrespectful” for not throwing everything away ourselves.That’s where I got confused.We paid for the food… and the service. In my mind, part of that is the staff coming around and clearing tables. It’s not a sit-down restaurant, but it’s also not like there’s a big sign saying you’re REQUIRED to clean up either Next thing you know it turns into a whole scene, voices raised, and somehow WE end up being the ones asked to leave like we did something completely out of line.Now I’m actually thinking about it, has this become some unspoken rule that everyone’s just expected to follow now🤔 Or was that guy just doing way too much🧐Be honest… are you throwing your stuff away at places like that or leaving it for staff🤷 I mean it is their job to clean up after the customers..
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