Matt McUmphlove

Today I might be the luckiest human on the planet! My favorite band of all time, @umphreysmcgee is playing in my hometown, Fayetteville AR, at my home venue @georgesmajestic and my guy @goldlikejoel is going to throw a party for me and my peeps!! #LetJoelSetlist #Umphreys \mm/

I am so stoked 2 see @umphreysmcgee at my hometown Fayetteville tomorrow night! I have my "LET JOEL SETLIST" shirt all ready 2 go! @goldlikejoel if you want to throw in 2x2, Cemetery Walk or Den it would make my 40th birthday even more special than u being here already does! \mm/

My best friend is about to lose his farm and they need our help! As soon as the new administration took office they halted all federal grants (even the ones that had already been promised) and loans! This has devastated Sunny Acres Farm! Please help! gofund.me/5058fce4

@goldlikejoel So stoked that @umphreysmcgee is coming back to Georges in Fayetteville!!! AND IT IS MY 40TH BIRTHDAY! Cannot wait to be old like Joel!! \mm/

Good morning Rock Legend! Hometown show request coming at U good sir! Would absolutely LOVE a Puppet String tonight n THE Fayetteville, Arkansas! And the cover the wifey and I have chased for 12 years is Baba O'Riley @goldlikejoel Love u forever Joel Side! 🤞#SweetFingersCummins

I truly only got back on Twitter (or X) for one reason and that is to tell @goldlikejoel that I cannot wait to rock Joel side in Fayetteville in 2 weeks for my birthday! Slay faces Joel side! You always do in Fayette-nam but I need to put an emphasis on SLAY for my birthday! 🤘🤘

@pulte Me and my twin toddlers could really use it to pay some bills! $umphlovesyou

@pulte I could really use some help getting these medical bills paid off that have piled up $umphlovesyou

@pulte $umphlovesyou please please please

@pulte I could definitely use it $umphlovesyou

@pulte I owe a bunch of different hospital bills, this one is for the anesthesiologist $umphlovesyou these bills are piling up Mr. Pulte and my family could use some help

@pulte $umphlovesyou

@MichaelRyanRuiz Congrats to the greatest sports journalist on the planet! Pay this man his money! Love you

@pulte $umphlovesyou

@pulte $umphlovesyou

@pulte I have $29000 in student loans and am seriously struggling to pay them! Anything you can do would help! $umphlovesyou

The thing about heat waves is the scale of human suffering they can inflict. Right now, there are 12 million people under a heat advisory in the Pacific Northwest. nytimes.com/2023/05/13/us/…

🔊 Turn up the volume Mfers! twitter.com/corncommunist/…