b00bi 🤙🏼

Here’s a puppy Onyx thread for your day ❤️

@fkaemu Classic

actively crying over kung fu panda

@notemkenobi Peak show

I miss Andor

@fkaemu @jollygreentexan Pain

@jollygreentexan this made me so sad

was puffing on this joint to get it lit well and i accidentally blew out the entirety of its contents into the dirt 🤩 should i just end it all???

@notemkenobi They’d shoot you before you even made it onto the lawn 😂😂 so yeah someone should try it for science

Instead of speedrunning into Scientology buildings how about we all do that to the White House

@faerylfangs Huge turtle fan here

I have turtles in my swamp 🥹

@fkaemu Hope you get some rest

finally gave in and smoked bc no way am i supposed to be awake in five hours

@fkaemu Fuuuuuck it

realizing weeks later that i posted my tramp stamp on instagram and my dad’s mother follows me on there and probably saw it and now i’m dead

@halesl8r For Frodo!!!

i love lotr bc when i wake up in the middle of the night to go pee i’m just awarded with the most peak shit to fall back asleep too

@nicolee_1996 Austin weather has been gross

fucking hot as hell I can barely breathe

@th3totalpackage Moon in the background is peak

btw

@fkaemu Just kinda let em do their thing I guess lolol I either watch some YouTube or doomscroll

what’s the proper thing to do when a technician is doing work in ur house

reply if i can stalk your account and reply to some of your tweets for fun #bored

@traderjoeslut We out here workin

who up 🤫

btw we sell stash cans

@fkaemu Leave leave leave

crying over a dumbass job that will never treat me right

The video keeps getting deleted everywhere it's posted online. Keep sharing it.

I knew it. Coachella took down the video. Variety, NME, CNN Brasil, & Pitchfork wrote articles using this tweet. Reposting it here in clips: the moment The Strokes criticized the CIA, the US government, and the killings in Iran and Gaza. #Strokeschella

@alilmoodyy Fucking way

@UncleB0bbiB NO FUCKIN WAYYYYYY

Officially a Texas resident, I’m in you Dallas