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Uncle Crack
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Uncle Crack
@UncleCrack63
Born 1902, Died 1999… because of Y2K
The Clam Factory Katılım Eylül 2025
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@Wendys May I have one more? But none more my stomach can only hold 3.
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If they turned SpongeBob into a human he would look like Buddy Holly 😁😁😁
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@feloniousCephal Those are also the only 9 apps I have installed on my phone. Weird, must be an uncle thing.
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Im not allowed have a phone yet so Im only allowed to use nephew folder apps on my uncle’s iphone
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There goes my hard work, I had just managed to fill that glass. Now it’s gone. Sad Emoji Sad Emoji Sad Emoji
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@nise_yoshimi Becoming purple is very serious, once you even think about becoming purple there’s no stopping it you must embrace the purple
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@wwxwashere I never actually open twitter i’m trapped in the computer world specifically twitter i can’t leave.
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I need a contraption to go to the toilet. Very scary!!!
Possum Reviews@ReviewsPossum
Tell me a scary history fact.
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@eigensash First they fly, now they write books?!?!? I think we need to be more cautious of penguins. We might not be able to stop them from taking over the world.
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Me. Alright so here’s the plan, we’re gonna take all the squirrels (squirrels) and glue them together (with squirrel friendly glue of course) to create a super squirrel.
Spotify@Spotify
Finish this sentence: "Everyone should listen to..." 👀
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Oblong Yellow… I haven’t heard that name in years. He was a good dog.
Junie, Emissary of Trest@stapletapeworms
Just noticed my schizophrenia meds have a message telling you theyre the same meds which is a nice reassurance for if you were having an episode
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My great grandkids lost the plastic balls that come with that game uh whats it called uhhhh starving hippopotamus i believe. They punched chunks out of the wall and used those instead. Not happy.
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@ImAVeteran_ Please stop spoiling my plans, now I have to pick a different year.
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I had a dream where I was hit on the head with a metal pipe and I think it manifested a large bump on my head like tamagotchi life.
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Citrus flavored hard candy might be the
the greatest contribution to society, except when they cut my tongue open.
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