🥛MilkDrinker🥛🕯️🐛

@milkbraining Rad

🛹 (i do have shorts on, they're just tiny)

@heaven_piercing Unlike me, who provides good takes in bad faith.

HISTORICALLY: accounts based in South Africa have NEVER posted hot takes in GOOD FAITH.

@culpablefoid You only have nipples because we had the first.

@culpablefoid Yes

@culpablefoid That’s not the color of my leg

@culpablefoid I wasn’t. It’s okay.

@culpablefoid What

Would you keep tweeting if I broke all 10 of your fingers?

I like when people from other denominations think we’re kinda alright.

@OkamiraVT Okay! They do sound pretty interesting and possibly fun, but I’ll probably never go to one myself. I’m glad you got to check it out though.

@UncleToaster1 They are so fun, they have great hospitality, and praise the Lord the best way they know how!! Just not for me, my preferences are pretty different and I’m not cowboy enough so I stand out like a sore thumb lol Still cool to visit though

We are visiting Quinn’s family so we went to a cowboy church today! It was interesting and joyful! It wasn’t really my cup of tea (too laidback & casual & it was hard to sing along cause it was countrified versions of songs) but I thought the sermon was really good and the songs were poppin off, there were some sick guitar solos, the guy also played a song that he wrote which was cool, and the people were nice! 🤠I had never seen a horseshoe cross until today, the cowboy hat holders were cool too 😆🩷

@milkbraining Or you could marry her and get all you want for free.

Twitter Latina Girl Bath Water $15

@milkbraining Still kind of weird

y'all weird, i meant your fucking hands

@MyWatchIsLost They haven’t been for a long time

Are catholics okay?

@go14089cat Kinda

Is it weird to kiss your cat on the lips?

@milkbraining Unhinged posting on a Sunday

can i hold it while you pee?

@milkbraining I’m not one of the favorites. Sad. 😔

my favorite mutuals don't see my posts, this algorithm is truly a nightmare

@milkbraining I almost wore my Heinz ketchup socks to church today

white thigh high socks & pink underwear

@milkbraining I think it’s actually the poop on the lettuce.

y'all's stomachs weak if you get sick because of lettuce

@bobthebuildnt She knows you’re a Papalist

hmmmm what did she mean by this? anyway, its Sunday so take your oshi to mass!