Uncle Tobby

Laws of Requisite Variety Law number one is the law of requisite variety. This one comes from maths and system theories and states that in any system, any system at all, the element with the most flexibility controls the entire system. Not the strongest element, not the loudest element, not the one that's been there the longest, the most flexible one. In engineering, this is used to design everything from an aircraft to financial markets. The component that can adapt to the most variables holds the most power over the outcome. Now, let's apply this to your life. The most strongest person in any room, the one with the most rules, the most conditions, the most, it must look this certain way, has least control over their outcome, not the most. And the person who can bend most without breaking, who can change approach without changing vision, who can hold the goal loosely enough to let the universe reroute them towards it, she runs the system. So know that flexibility is not weakness. Mathematically, it's the most powerful position in any system you'll ever be in.

@winexviv So because the country is struggling, I too should remain at that level? Cmon say something else

I still don’t understand why Nigerians are obsessed with adding B. Sc, M. Sc, PhD, ACCA, FCA, MCIPM and countless letters before or after their names. A country where insecurity is rising. Poverty is deepening. Hunger is everywhere. Electricity is unreliable. Schools are failing. Hospitals are struggling. Yet our biggest obsession seems to be titles. A society that worships credentials more than outcomes will keep producing people who look qualified on paper but cannot solve real problems. The countries leading the world are not led by title collectors. They are led by problem solvers. Nigeria has no shortage of certificates. Nigeria has a shortage of real solutions.

@whoisayomide What skills do you have

i need a pay in dollars job so bad

@DearS_o_n If you’re one of those strangers capable of making me rich or you think you can connect me to them, I’m following back

You're a man. Fuck being shy. Fuck being an introvert. Strangers will make you rich. Start networking.

@Gooddlovee I’m sat and active and following back

Everyone who replies is getting followed!

@calletemie How much is your account worth

Person say he wan buy my X account for 200k 😂 Account wey dey give me 50k twice in a month

@Legah_tr_ Whatever meaning you like give to it, we’re all referring to the same thing you do because they pay you at the end of the month and not because you love it.

When did you realize 9 to 5 does not mean 9am to 5pm? Means 9hrs a day, 5 days a week.

Dear young man The moment you start telling yourself “they’re not special” anytime you come across a rich person, even though you yourself aren’t rich yet. You’re not wrong But you’ve missed the plot entirely!

@leodey4uu I don’t know of other animals, but you see dogs, it’s happens too often

do animals also run m@d?

@mrbayoa1 As much as I want Messi to increase the goal scored, resting him might not actually be a bad idea

Scaloni should rest Messi against Jordan. He’s 39, Argentina have already qualified, and there’s no need to take risks against Jordan. Give the young players some minutes and keep Messi fresh for the knockout stages. From a concerned fan. 🇦🇷🙏

@Marthaosobu Me the first time I tasted tuna

I'm curious to know how tuna tastes and why people eat it raw in sushi

@mide_io Who broke you this bad

the worst thing you can be right now is a boyfriend.

Make a choice Real estate Car Hear me out You can walk up to anyone who’s into either of these businesses and ask to run adverts for them on comission basis (you’re not charging them for anything) Shoot content advertising the property or car, run ads on that video with your capital and wait There’s two ways it could play out, you make your commission(which is multiples of your capital) rinse and repeat or you don’t make shi shi but you’d have learnt something that keeping the money in your account wouldn’t have thought you.

@zamaniii00 How much money are we talking about here

Don't let anyone lie to you. money is an immune booster, a mood lifter, and a problem solver.

What bussiness can I start with 50k in this economy?

@LethueK @alexeixbt Lame excuse

@alexeixbt I stay in africa.

people are making $1m a month so why not you

@john322226 Let’s try out something, if you like my post I’ll come back and like yours, if I don’t, you’re free to unlike. Deal?

If you get 1000 likes in 8 hours I’ll send you 200,000 naira. Your time starts now 👍

@john322226 Nah Twitter platform you get you no be god oh

Because you pay me for promotion you Dey tell me to quote your tweet wishing Messi happy birthday as the GOAT Send your account number for refund bro!

@john322226 Oh thou mighty benefactor of the algorithm, teach us this day that we might use it to the fullest

I’m not sure a lot of people understand the meaning of “algorithm”

@ChisomAgbafor “I don’t have money” to give you is different from I don’t have money to spend on myself nah, it’s not the same

I like how Nigerians have normalized being broke. Somebody will tell you “I don’t have money” and then immediately buy suya because suffering too has limits.

@Dearme2_ I’ve been at that age for a while now. The only noise I can stand is the one I’m responsible for making

i’m at the age where too much noise irritates me.