The player formerly known as mousecop

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The player formerly known as mousecop

@Uncle_Squeeze

I hate myself

Katılım Ekim 2011

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·12 Ara

Hey @Herbalife I’ve been doing some of my own research today and I think it’s pretty clear you’re a pyramid scheme. Please tell me how to get involved. I’m confident that I can develop a pretty strong down line. Look forward to hearing from you

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·24 Oca

@MCFeds23 Will me changing my hyperbole to a more realistic four years satisfy you?

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MF@MCFeds23·24 Oca

@Uncle_Squeeze The bills and the jags have the same amount of playoff wins in the last 15 years

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·24 Oca

Bills beat jags and this is a home game. Bills win this game at home. Super bowl teams don’t lose a game to a franchise that has been the worst in the league for fifteen plus years

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·24 Oca

I’m a sad bills fan today but “the KC Anthony’s” on @PardonMyTake really had me dying 😂

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Ariel Epstein@ArielEpstein·24 Oca

Imagine the biggest mistake you make all season is calling tails instead of heads.

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·23 Oca

@mcuban Does it accept insurance?

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Mark Cuban@mcuban·20 Oca

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Mark Cuban@mcuban

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·22 Oca

@LouisGuerrero You don’t really think that neither cause stones do you? A very simple pubmed search will show you that you’re wrong

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·21 Oca

@CoreyLewis707 Dude was literally just thinking about this earlier this morning

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Dirty Sports@TheDirtySports·16 Oca

The dildo at this week’s Bills game and the dildo at next week’s Bills game.

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·16 Oca

@hen_ease is this good?

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·15 Oca

@hen_ease @PardonMyTake All time nervous/panic move right here #gobills

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Hank Lockwood@hen_ease·15 Oca

It’s time

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·14 Oca

@BarstoolBigCat I’d argue he’s holding it way too low

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Big Cat@BarstoolBigCat·14 Oca

Have to have better can security for your friend to your right. Holding it way too high, way too loose. Can’t win with that

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·14 Oca

@swoph Because it’s not raining?

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·8 Oca

@BWalkerSEC Clowney was a freak man. Got to have him on this list

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Brandon Walker@BFW·7 Oca

Top 5 defensive players in college football since 2000: 1) Ndamukong Suh 2) Ed Reed 3) Tyrann Mathieu 4) Terrell Suggs 5) Khalil Mack

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·7 Oca

@CoreyLewis707 @MCFeds23 H20 lean same thing

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MF@MCFeds23·7 Oca

@CoreyLewis707 @Uncle_Squeeze

Rae Sremmurd@RaeSremmurd

SremmLife dropped 7 years ago from today! Comment your fav line or song 👇👇

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·6 Oca

Wow, I was on the fence before but now I’m totally convinced

Joe Biden@JoeBiden

Folks, get vaccinated.

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·1 Oca

@MCFeds23 @Andy @andersoncooper Just to much champagne and a desire to get on TV

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MF@MCFeds23·1 Oca

@Uncle_Squeeze @Andy @andersoncooper Did you get hacked?

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·1 Oca

My wife and I have watched @andy and @andersoncooper for the last five years!! Grade A entertainment!! #CNNNYE Happy new year!!

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Sarah A1@Behind the Wall@A1Behindt1·25 Ara

The Christmas Ship off the coast of Oregon is a site to behold on the water at night.

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·24 Ara

This is weird cult like shit

⭐️Amy Tarkanian⭐️@AmyOffScript

Joe & Jill Biden invited singing nurses to perform in the East Room. WATCH:

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The player formerly known as mousecop@Uncle_Squeeze·23 Ara

Ahh yes, this checks out and makes perfect sense

Eric Balchunas@EricBalchunas

Think about it: if there’s anything close to a hurricane offshore the Weather Channel hypes it up/squeezes it for every view/click it can. COVID is a hurricane for the broader media. Of course they gonna go wild.

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@MCFeds23 @PardonMyTake @mcuban @LouisGuerrero @CoreyLewis707 @hen_ease @BarstoolBigCat @swoph