Uncle Sam

Did you know that U.S. Open and Masters champion Justin Rose is related to American rapper Rubi Rose?😳‼️

The Cracker Barrel 400 😭🔥

Just watched Eat Drink Man Woman (1994)

Why do minivans drive around like they are transporting precious cargo? Pick up the pace!

YOU ARE NEXT @GoldenKnights

BITCH I’m gorilla da spinnaaaaaa Or-a-rangatangabangin’

Why did we make fun of this song again? It’s a revolutionary piece of art

Boss is mad cause I walked in drunk this morning. What’s his problem?

I’m tryna get fat so I can properly listen to Rick Ross

“Private arbitration leads to resolution”

My Mecca, my Shroud of Turin, my Torah

One time, I took this jacket off a guy named Rocco DiMeo. Cocksucker had the toughest reputation in Essex County—but he never came back when I got through with him. I wonder what ever happened there?

It’s beautiful, Tony. Good job bud.

Fuck Sallie Mae, I ain’t paying no more

The Dookie Demon attempted another attack on my commute. We fought hard and made it home in time to win the war.

Just went to battle with a Dookie Demon in my work bathroom. The smell has definitely migrated throughout the building.

Where’s the deluxe though? 43 isn’t enough

Music a drop. Gyal a whine up dem bumpa. Dis is di summa summa controlla. Drake from Canada, Beenie Man from Jamaica. Dah one yah a murda. Zagga

People get shot for less

A politician could say they want to kill a million babies and all libs will do is make comments like, “they are saying the quiet part out loud”, before moving on and drinking their overpriced coffee while asking AI to validate their feelings